Not a problem for the ladiesAre your turkeys constantly done? Do you have two raisins peaking through your tight ass shirt or blouse? Do you contemplate putting scotch tape across your boobies to hide this crazy phenomenon?
Not a problem for the ladiesAre your turkeys constantly done? Do you have two raisins peaking through your tight ass shirt or blouse? Do you contemplate putting scotch tape across your boobies to hide this crazy phenomenon?
>What is the world coming to?
I woke up this morning a happy little camper. I got to sleep a little later than normal last night.
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Quatchi searches for his long lost brother, Big QuatchiIt's snowing in Philly today and the whole city is shut down. The weathermen got cocky, and predicated another "Snowmaggedon". I knew they were going to bust their snow load and get it wrong. We got about 4 inches and it's barely sticking to the ground. I think Walt is hibernating at work from his family as he is MIA with everyone else.]]>
BIG BOBSLEDDER IS DA MAN!I have been watching a ton of the Olympics this year and there have been a lot of great, great moments so far: Lindsay Vonn returning from injury to win a gold medal, Bode Miller getting his head out of his ass and becoming the greatest male skier in USA history, the USA crushing the Canadians (and a nation’s hope) on their home soil in hockey and the French Canadian broadcasters questioning whether Michael Weir should be tested for hormones to see if he should be skating with the women.]]>
Sixer Nectar
Two weekends ago was the All-Star basketball game and the trade deadline has past. We all know each and every All Star game is a complete joke, but basketball really draws a crowd. It is an event.
How crazy is it that the only representative of the Sixers was Allen Iverson? That is how freaking bad this team is. Not that the are terrible, terrible; they are just PAINFUL to watch.
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If I were Barack Obama, I would be celebrating the shit out of President’s Day. I would wake up and instantly put on one of those cone shaped birthday hats and pop a noise maker (maybe a kazoo) into my mouth.
I would expect the first lady to make me a cake, and I would sing “Happy Me Day” songs.
I would make my staff pick up the slack left by me, for I wouldn’t work on the day set aside to remember me. I would make them carry me on a chariot to every meeting, and fan me with one of those big wicker fans and feed me grapes during the down time of the meeting.
I would be swilling nothing but Martini’s and I would start a fight with the leader of Russia, just for the hell of it. He has to know it is President’s day.
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Walt has been traveling for the past two weeks and I have been noticing some weird things that I have never really noticed before.
I am on the road a lot and I usually stay at a Marriott. They have their standard procedures and each room is set up pretty much the same way at each hotel.
I do have a few observations/complaints:
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Waltsense is made up of three individuals: Walt does the writing, Mark actually runs the website and makes sure it is operational, and Kevin edits and pimps the stuff out to the adoring public.
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This question keeps popping up and it is such a hot topic. What is Kim Kardashian worth? What is Khloe Kardashian worth? We at Waltsense could not ignore this topic any longer.
Unless you have insider knowledge, you will never know. That is where Waltsense comes in.
Not only do we access to the inner circles of Hollywood (we practically run that freaking town) but we at Waltsense are smart enough to calculate and formulate rich people’s net worth. It is what we do.
You see, what I do at work is interview people for a living. I deal with process transformation, business improvements, process improvements (towards quality close and quality financial reporting models) not that you care about that; because, in reality, Walt doesn’t even care about that.
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