Wednesday
Sep012010
Bust the windows out your car for some chicken
Wednesday, September 1, 2010 at 11:05AM Let it be known, that Team Waltsense loves us some chicken!
Wednesday, September 1, 2010 at 11:05AM Let it be known, that Team Waltsense loves us some chicken!
Tuesday
Aug312010
Meeting New People or a Ten Day ChinaTraffic Jam?
Tuesday, August 31, 2010 at 1:38PM
Man how life changes as you get older. Take this for instance: I used to abhor meeting new people. I have been very blessed with a great, great group of friends and my thought process was I didn’t need any more people to keep track of.
Shit, I can barely keep in touch with the friends I have!
My wife and I take the kids out for a walk around the neighborhood (when it is nice out) and we would see the same group of people doing the exact same thing with their kids.
Sunday
Aug222010
Russia Bans Vodka after 10PM
Sunday, August 22, 2010 at 9:04PM 
Walt got up friday morning and performed his normal morning ritual. I woke up told wifesense to zip her face shut and I climbed out of bed and got into the shower. Then I got out of the shower brushed my teeth and went downstairs.
I prepared myself a pitcher of extra dry, dirty martinis (shaken not stirred) with three olives.
Wednesday
Aug182010
A continuation for I Really Hate People: a Write-In
Wednesday, August 18, 2010 at 1:24PM 
This blog was sent to me complements of one of wifesense’s friend, Melissa which whom she used to work with. It details an excruciating commute from the suburbs into the beautiful City of Philadelphia.
Listen to how she poetically writes about her encounter. I read it and laughed hysterically. Not only is her encounter insane, she writes so elegantly that it should be read out loud at a library with some old Oxford graduate reading it with a distinguished English accent.
I didn’t make any changes to it. I am not intelligent enough to even understand or comprehend some of the beautiful words used to describe such a horrific commute.
Thursday
Aug122010
The Week of Glamorous Quitting
Thursday, August 12, 2010 at 12:51PM
Great marketing...better timingI thank God when it is raining and humid in Philadelphia. The sidewalks and streets get soaked forcing the beautiful scent of urine into the air and the humidity traps it in so it gets stuck around you head as if someone dipped their finger in a toilet filled with piss and shit and rubbed it on the top of your lip while you were sleeping.
It is glorious! So much so that it stings the nostrils.
I ask the great people of Waltoria: Is there a better way to start the day? It reminds me of all the beautiful scents in this world as only urine could. It reminds me of stank morning breath, bed wetting, pickle juice, vomit, foreigners, raw onions, puss and sweaty feet.
