Yo, Take an iChill Relaxation Shot
Thursday, October 8, 2009 at 11:13PM 
“Next time your found, with your chin on the ground
There's a lot to be learned, so look around
Just what makes that little old ant
Think he’ll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can’t
Move a rubber tree plant
But he’s got high hopes, he’s got high hopes
He’s got high apple pie, in the sky hopes”
We miss you Harry the K! The Waltdog was down at the Phillies game yesterday, compliments of his new BFF, Rossi. It was our first trip to a post season baseball game and we couldn’t of asked for a better day!
We sat in front of four dudes that were the quintessential Philadelphia fans, rude, cursing and completely negative about everything. We were cracking up.
In the first inning, the one dude says “Oh-no, it is going to be a long day, Cliff Lee doesn’t seem to have his A game going.”
Cliff Lee got out of a little jam. No runs scored.
When the Phillies came to bat in the first inning, the other guy sitting behind us started complaining that the Phillies can’t hit. He said their offense stunk. They never show up in the post season and they stunk this past September.
This was the first inning, mind you; on a windy ass day, with a pitcher that was clocking 99 miles an hour on his fast ball. After Chase Utley went down looking on and awesome off speed pitch, he said Chase was obviously hurt and they needed to replace him.
Cliff Lee looked a little off in the second inning too. Not bad, not great. The guy behind us brought up the fact that he has thrown at least 35 pitches in two inning – if he were to look at the actual score board, he would have noticed that Cliff had only thrown 24 pitches– I digress though.
No runs scored for the Rockies in the second.
The Phillies came back up to bat and the guy started complaining again about how atrocious their post season offensive is: Hysterical. The Phillies didn’t do much in their half of the inning as well. A pitchers duel was looming.
The Rockies come back up to bat and the same guy starts talking about how the one knock on Cliff Lee is his command. I have seen almost all of his starts with the Phillies and I can count on one hand the amount of walks this dude has given up. Are you serious?
I think I was sitting behind Lloyd Christmas Jr.
The other guy is talking about how his pitch count is so high that he may not last until the fifth inning; then it is all over because the Phillies Bullpen is horrible (I agree).
The Rockies don’t score and Cliff Lee has thrown approximately 33 pitches in three innings.
The Phillies don’t score in the third inning and get through the line-up once and the Rockies’ pitcher does look pretty good. Now the guy is going ballistic about how crappy the Phillies offense is.
It is going to be a LOOOOONG day for the Waltdog!
Me and Rossi started cracking up and mocking the guys.
In a Philadelphia accent – “Yeah, Cliff Lee already threw 87 pitches, they should put in Kyle Kendrick. Yeah, they need to take Ryan Howard out and put in Eric Bruntlett.”
This is the same team that is THE DEFENDING WORLD SERIES champs! Give them a break. This city is so freaking depressing. It was a beautiful day yesterday. Mid 60’s and sunny, it was a little windy but it was still nice as shit out. Actually, it was absolutely gorgeous outside. And you know what? We weren’t at fucking work. People in Philadelphia need to relax and enjoy it!
The Phillies have a 48-year grace period with me. We got to see a freaking parade last year! They are in the post season, defending their championship, which is where we want them to be.
Anyway, the Phillies scored 5 runs and Cliff Lee pitched a complete game allowing only one run.
People in Philadelphia need to relax. This should be the iChill Relaxation shot capital of the world.
If I was the mayor of this city, I would force every single person to drink one iChill a day.
After my exaggerated article regarding the 5 Hour Energy Drink, the great people over at iChill sent me over a sample case of their Relaxation drink.
It couldn’t have come at a better time.
I have to admit that I was hesitant to try it out. This kind of stuff normally doesn’t work but I was pleasantly surprised.
I took this one night before I went to bed. My two sons were acting all crazy and I was wired. I was hoping for at least one good night sleep.
I didn’t have anxiety all built up but my mind was just racing and I can never fall asleep when I am like that.
I took the Relaxation shot and I was quickly able to calm down. It seemed to take about 20 minutes to truly kick in and I was able to relax in bed and watch some much needed television.
It put a smile on my face. I leaned over and kissed my beautiful wife on her sleeping forehead and turned the television off. My mind was at ease and I was able to doze off to bed.
I woke up with an extra pep in my step the next morning too. I slept like a baby.
Not to sound like an ad, but this stuff does work.
If you ever find yourself in a situation when you are bugging out, I would recommend keeping a stash of these on hand. They would stop the heart from racing and get you in a good frame of mind.
If you just need to chill out on the couch and relax, this stuff can help.
I also wouldn’t put it out of the realm that this is indeed the antidote for the Energy Drink Heart Palpitations. You start freaking out on too much caffeine; this stuff will level you out, no doubt!
All of you anxious people out there need to try it out. Let me know your thoughts!
We are a society that craves energy and we need to constantly be on the go. Why? I would prefer the exact opposite. I would prefer to just chill out and not think about anything. This stuff helps.
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Reader Comments (9)
Ive seen that IChill around and wondered what it was....good to see you guys are giving reviews..i'll try it out and give it to all the punks in my hood. Cliff Lee is da man!
i agree w/ what you said about our fellow fans. a lot of them are complete idiots. the most vocal have never played baseball past tee ball (or at least little league) and throw like they are throwing w/ their opposite hand.
i was at the game and sat next to some annoying south philly ladies who also made a lot of ridiculous comments. but at least they were supportive. the most worst comment of all was "come on chase! chase the rockies outta here!"
i probably would have been more annoyed w/ where you were sitting. lee pitched an awesome game and the phils bats were fine. that dude just made some good pitches early in the game, especially when the phils were down in the count.
i'd also like to add a little something about baseball game etiquette. a few rows from where i was sitting a fan got hit w/ ruiz's wayward bat, except for breaking his watch he was ok. unfortunately, the guy that was struck w/ the bat didn't get the bat b/c another fan picked it up after it rebounded off of him. the fan kept the bat and the guy that got hit w/ it sat there for the rest of the game distraught (w/ probably a slight concussion) and his broken watch. the person that got hit should've got the bat instead of the idiot that got the rebound off the dude's forehead. so wrong and so typical of some our fans
I too was at the game Wednesday and have a story to tell about it. Our seats were not great seats so we chose to stand down around the plate/first baseline area. We walked up just as two small Asian guys walked away. I am no Asian expert but i believed them to be of Chinese descent. We quickly grabbed their spots up against the railing were they stood. They apparently were only going pee pee in someone’s coke because they came back to where we were standing and wanted their exact same spots back. They never asked us anything they just kept leaning into us and looking at their spots. I think their english was limited. We finally told them to go away that we were not moving. After a few more failed attempts at having us move they tried the same thing a section over from us. That section was not as polite and started yelling at them every time they leaned in. 5 minutes go by and here they come again back to us looking for their spots. Again we wont move and now i am getting pissed that these guys feel like I should be moving. So we yell at them to get lost and that they are not getting in. They give us the final Chinese good bye and are on their way back to the section that hates them. Once they get back there they pissed enough people off and were escorted out of the stadium. Now who is the joke on???? Mess with my coke will you???
To Bunndini - You are lucky you didn't wind up with a blow dart in your neck. I am always careful around Chinese folk, you never know which ones are ninjas. If they are a little fat, I will mess with them, because nijnas cannot be fat. Unless they are in disguise - I just scared myself about messing with fat Chinese people, they might be ninjas in disguise. BE CAREFUL PEOPLE!
One quick question Bunndini......what does the fact that they were "Asian" have to do with anything?
I do not like to leave details out of the story and I dont know any italians, english, swedish or russians that play jokes with other peoples soda... The story is crap with out the Asians. Besides Debbie, you are not Asian no matter how hard you try or what you change your name to. Nagle and Minnick are officially off the market so back off...
SEE THROUGH NIGHTY!!!
On to more important subjects . . . how bout those YANKEES?!?
OK where do i get the ICHILL, is it sold the same place as the IPOD? Can I get them for micro managers at work and slip it in their coffee, or barring that - their donut somehow? If i can't find ICHILL, am I allowed to substitute oranges injected with tequila?