Punching a Friend in Face Dilemma

Ah, the age old question: If you could punch one of your friends in the face, who would it be and why? 

Wifesense and I went to dinner last Saturday night with pretty much 95% of my friends and their significant others present.  I sat at a great table with my BFF Vin Diesel, his wife (Wifesense’s BFF), HamHock Mann, Bunndini and his lovely girlfriend. 

This question came up: If you could punch one of your friends in the face, who would it be?  Answers were flying out of peoples mouths at a frantic pace.  Obviously my friends have thought about this for some time.

Most of the answers were obvious.  Bunndini’s girl said she would punch either me or my boy Barry in the face (which is awesome).  I agree with Barry as an answer, but I have been punched in the face enough, so I slightly disagree with me as an answer. 

Click to read more ...

The Ceremonial First Pitch

Ah Baba Booey! That first pitch that you threw out was freaking classic! I loved it. I always wondered how people got themselves into this situation.

I know this is probably beating a dead horse, and the video has been everywhere, but I was watching Sportscenter the other day and they had a collage of video clips of the worst ceremonial first pitches ever.

It got me thinking:

Why in the world would you embarrass yourself in front of millions of people like that?

Click to read more ...

The National Spelling Bee

This is the last time I will talk about my face but I wanted to share something with everybody. I found something that makes my pee-pee smell worse than asparagus: chicken broth. I have only ingested water, coke, ensure and chicken broth since last Monday night.

After I go to the bathroom it smells like I farted a chicken and a few raw eggs. It is mildly amusing to say the least.

My wife and I live in a pretty normal area, outside of Philadelphia. Our neighbors all seem very, very normal and when we drive around or go out, we don’t see too many crazy people.

Click to read more ...

The Cuchini – The Modern Day Cure for Camel Toe

Got Camel Toe?

Hey Girls. Camel Toe might be hot, if you are a guy! But who wants to be the one sporting it? Some secrets are meant to be kept.

As we have evolved, hair down there is a thing of the past. As the landing strip and Brazilian wax have become prominent in today's world, there is no bush for the cush. And though Camel Toe may be ahot topic but it's not to the gal sporting it!

Click to read more ...

Walt Has Something in His Pocket for You...

What's in Walt's Pocket today?  Walt is wearing gold plated diapers at home today as little waltsense was up all night projectile vomiting on his dad. Team Waltsense enjoys when Walt is home covered in puke. We really think he got blacked out drunk, lost his pants, and is spending the day trying to fish his car keys out of the sewer. When you have a baby you have a built in excuse.

He did shoot us an email today and told us he has something in his pocket today. So we have a new piece called "What's in Walt's Pocket today". First person correct might win a Waltsense prize.

Click to read more ...