Top Ten Celebrities I Would Want to Drink With

Good morning peeps and peepettes!  There are a ton of celebrities out there who are essentially famous just for the fact that they can party (Hello Lindsay Lohan!)

This idea goes back a while.  At my old job we had this team building event.  Everyone sat in this conference room.  There were 30 employees so everyone from the administrative assistants to the partners were present.

We had to write down one persons’ name who we would want to meet (living or dead) and fold the paper up like a secret ballet.  I assumed we would have to give an explanation as to why we chose this person – boy was I wrong. 

What had actually happened was we had to pass our piece of paper to the person sitting to our left and THEY had to explain why they would want to meet that person.  The worst part was that you were not able to open the paper up until it got to you.  So you were surprised to the selection like everyone else and you had to think on your feet as to why you would want to meet that person. 

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A Baby Shower for Men

Wifesense has been on a baby shower and wedding shower kick lately.  It seems like she has a shower every freaking weekend for the next four months. 

She went to her friends baby shower last Saturday and the Waltdog got left with the kids.  This makes wifesense extremely, extremely nervous. 

She is worried that I am going to let them play with lighter fluid or lock them down the basement for hours on end, throwing them some raw meat to eat. 

Those are great ideas, but our kids are actually really easy.  I understand her dilemma though, the first time I had the two kids solo, you would have thought my pants were on fire. 

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Ways to Improve your Lame Ass Tailgate

Me and the boys are getting up there in age and we are not aging like fine wine.  We are aging more like a wheel of cheese left out in the sun. 

We are getting fat in the wrong places, or going bald as shiznit.  Hair starts mysteriously popping out of the strangest places; our noses, our ears, our backs. 

I probably have talk about this before, but I think it is crazy that in 85% of the cases of bald men, they are the hairiest individuals everywhere else.  Bald guys usually have hairy ass arms, legs, backs and chests.  I have a theory that their bodies have to concentrate so hard to produce the arm hairs, that it neglects the bald heads.  I can’t prove this though. 

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Ten Predictions for 2010 (That are sure to go wrong)

One thing about a new year that always cracks me up is how people equate it to new beginnings.  They say “see-you-later” to 2009 and hello to 2010.  They want to put a bad year behind them and start over again.  (I noticed a ton of these comments on their facebook status.  A lot of people had a crappy 2009.)

I get that concept, but why does it have to start on January 1^st?  If you have a shitty July, why don’t you try and change your luck in August of that same year?  I know it is not that simple, but I believe you can change your own luck, some people just have to work harder.  It stinks, but that is the truth. 

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Top 10 Hottest Female Sportscasters

Good Morning peeps and peepettes! The Waltdog had a rough commute in this morning. I met a buddy for wings last night and they didn’t really cooperate this morning.

My stomach started rumbling about 2 minutes into my commute and, of course, there was an accident on Route 202 adding about 20 minutes to my morning drive. I literally broke out into cold sweats, with sweat beads forming on my upper lip.

They should invent cars with toilets in them for such an occasion.

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