A sprayed behind is a clean behind!

I didn’t know what was wrong with me; I have been feeling somewhat broken and disheveled for quite some time now and I didn’t know what was wrong with me.   I searched for the answer and I found it:  My ass was the problem, it was broken.

I was looking to get a new ass because mine had a crack in it (zing)! (How stupid is that joke?  I love it!)

We did a blog a while back pertaining to my bathroom habits and someone from bathroomsprayers.com reached out to us and sent me one their products. 

If you give two shits (he-he) about yourself, you’ll head out and get this product. 

I finally got around to hooking it up and my life will change drastically from it.  I love their motto “A sprayed behind is a clean behind!  Be clean, be green and save green at the same time.”

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Yo, Take an iChill Relaxation Shot

“Next time your found, with your chin on the ground
There's a lot to be learned, so look around

Just what makes that little old ant
Think he’ll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can’t
Move a rubber tree plant

But he’s got high hopes, he’s got high hopes
He’s got high apple pie, in the sky hopes”

We miss you Harry the K!  The Waltdog was down at the Phillies game yesterday, compliments of his new BFF, Rossi.  It was our first trip to a post season baseball game and we couldn’t of asked for a better day! 

We sat in front of four dudes that were the quintessential Philadelphia fans, rude, cursing and completely negative about everything.  We were cracking up. 

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