The End of Days – Waltsense Confessions

Considering tomorrow is the end of the world as we know it, Walt wanted to get a few things off of his chest.

Walt wanted to get to this earlier in the week so the people close to him could digest it but Walt was too busy buying up all of the batteries in Rite Aid, digging a large hole in his backyard to use as a makeshift bomb shelter and using all of Wifesense’s life savings on duct tape, bottle sparkling water, canned vegetables, SPAM, caviar and nudie magazines.

Walt also spent the past few weeks sharpening up on his Zombie Killing Skills.  He went to the bank and took out two grand worth of rolled quarters and completed the first person shooter game Area 51 at Dave and Busters in Plymouth Meeting Pa.  It only took countless hours/days and elbowing out the dorky 13-year olds who tried to get the second pistol out of his death grip but Walt succeeded. 

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Ten Predictions for 2010 (That are sure to go wrong)

One thing about a new year that always cracks me up is how people equate it to new beginnings.  They say “see-you-later” to 2009 and hello to 2010.  They want to put a bad year behind them and start over again.  (I noticed a ton of these comments on their facebook status.  A lot of people had a crappy 2009.)

I get that concept, but why does it have to start on January 1^st?  If you have a shitty July, why don’t you try and change your luck in August of that same year?  I know it is not that simple, but I believe you can change your own luck, some people just have to work harder.  It stinks, but that is the truth. 

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