Joran Van Der Sloot is a terd

I am sitting in training today; one of those trainings that I haven’t heard a word of and we still have another eight hours to go. We just had a break and I snuck down to another floor to take a poopy-fart. I wanted to avoid the mad rush to the men’s room on the floor where our training was breaking. (Plus I had one of those stinky feelings brewing in my belly. Thanks lima beans and raw fish!) It was a great call on my part. I was all alone in the bathroom. It was relaxing. I think I heard soothing ocean sounds coming from the speakers above my stall. There was a scent of lavender coming from the vents too. (I covered that smell up in a hurry!)

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Ranking the Worst Group of Drivers

If I were Barack Obama, I would be celebrating the shit out of President’s Day.  I would wake up and instantly put on one of those cone shaped birthday hats and pop a noise maker (maybe a kazoo) into my mouth. 

I would expect the first lady to make me a cake, and I would sing “Happy Me Day” songs.

I would make my staff pick up the slack left by me, for I wouldn’t work on the day set aside to remember me.  I would make them carry me on a chariot to every meeting, and fan me with one of those big wicker fans and feed me grapes during the down time of the meeting. 

I would be swilling nothing but Martini’s and I would start a fight with the leader of Russia, just for the hell of it.  He has to know it is President’s day. 

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Top 15 Television Shows of the 2000’s

Here are the ground rules for ranking the top 15 television shows.  The majority of the shows life had to occur within that decade.  It may have been created in 1999 but the life of the really was last decade (if not the whole thing) or the show was created in the decade and continues to run in this decade. 

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The State of the Schmunion

Wifesense and I briskly put the kids to bed at a decent hour last night, in hops of finally getting a good night sleep. 

We cleaned up the downstairs from the toy tornado that struck our living room for the 280^th consecutive day. 

Wifesense packed the kids up for school and we were upstairs getting ready for bed in record time. 

We were in bed around 9ish, hoping to catch up on some television and fall soundly asleep.  Then we realized our television was mysteriously held captive by the State of the Union. 

It was on every channel!  I know this is important but does it have to be on every channel?

I don’t know why people are so passionate about Politics.  It gets us no where.  The Federal Government is gridlocked and it will never change.  I admire President Obama’s ambition and I loved that he called out everyone’s (on both sides of the aisles) personal agenda’s but Washington DC is what it is and will never see the light. 

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The Top Albums of the 2000’s

This is a crazy question that may not be even worth answering.  What are the best albums of any decade? That is like answering the question: What is the best movie of all time?

It really is impossible to answer unless you break it out into genre.  Even then people have different tastes and likes. 

I will give you an example:  I really hate country music and I mean anything country music.  I know I am not alone here, but in America I may be in the minority of music listening.  Country Music is big business.  I once had to drive from Philadelphia, PA to Cleveland, Ohio (an eight hour drive) with wifesense and my brother-in-law and we only listened to country music.

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