Walt Has Something in His Pocket for You...

What's in Walt's Pocket today?  Walt is wearing gold plated diapers at home today as little waltsense was up all night projectile vomiting on his dad. Team Waltsense enjoys when Walt is home covered in puke. We really think he got blacked out drunk, lost his pants, and is spending the day trying to fish his car keys out of the sewer. When you have a baby you have a built in excuse.

He did shoot us an email today and told us he has something in his pocket today. So we have a new piece called "What's in Walt's Pocket today". First person correct might win a Waltsense prize.

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The Mystery of the Number 2 Pencil

No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks, out for summer, out for fall, we might never come back at all.

Ahhh, sleeping at school. It was one of my favorite pastimes. It all began with the teacher rambling on about God knows what. Then my eyelids became heavy and my head began to nod. I would shake my head a few times to try and stay awake. I always had to give in though, so I would prop my head up with my hand as my elbow dug into the desk.

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The Disappearance of the Ham and Cheese Sandwich

Oh ham and cheese, oh ham and cheese, where have you gone?  The disappearance of people ordering ham and cheese sandwich is quit disturbing to me.  I love all sandwich meat (even bologna or olive loaf) but I am pretty partial to the classic ham and cheese sandwich. 

This is exclusive of hoagies/subs or whatever you want to call the larger sandwiches.  I am talking about a good old fashion ham and cheese sandwich.  Two pieces of bread (rye for me) a few pieces of ham, two pieces of American cheese and brown spicy mustard.  The last is crucial to a good ham and cheese.  I have no idea why they still make yellow mustard.  I actually get mad when I open up someone’s refrigerator and see a container of yellow mustard there.  It should be illegal to even own it. 

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