Top 20 Movies of the 2000’s

This is always a tough ass thing to do; rank movies.  It really should be broken out by genre which is the only way to adequately rank them. 

How do you compare Caddy Shack, Animal House, Blazing Saddles, There’s Something about Mary or Fast Times at Ridgemont High to Godfather Part I and Part II, the Shawshank Redemption, the Usual Suspects or Pee-Wee Herman’s Great Adventure?  They are all on the greatest movies ever list but they are all so freaking different. 

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The Watchmen Review: I Need More Rorschach!

Who watches the Watchmen? It should read more like who watches the Watchmen’s gigantic blue schlong for 2 hours and 45 minutes.

They had Dr. Manhattan’s package floating around the screen for half of the movie. I wanted to gouge my eyes out with the straw from my cherry coke.

I sat next to Jimmy and I never saw a smile so wide on his face before. He was like a kid in a giant blue candy store.

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