Top Ten Celebrities I Would Want to Drink With

Good morning peeps and peepettes!  There are a ton of celebrities out there who are essentially famous just for the fact that they can party (Hello Lindsay Lohan!)

This idea goes back a while.  At my old job we had this team building event.  Everyone sat in this conference room.  There were 30 employees so everyone from the administrative assistants to the partners were present.

We had to write down one persons’ name who we would want to meet (living or dead) and fold the paper up like a secret ballet.  I assumed we would have to give an explanation as to why we chose this person – boy was I wrong. 

What had actually happened was we had to pass our piece of paper to the person sitting to our left and THEY had to explain why they would want to meet that person.  The worst part was that you were not able to open the paper up until it got to you.  So you were surprised to the selection like everyone else and you had to think on your feet as to why you would want to meet that person. 

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Gun Toting Monkeys

Kabul, July 15: The US-led forces fighting the Taliban fighters in Afghanistan might soon encounter 'gun-toting' monkeys, trained for 'jihad', if a rumor doing the rounds in the Chinese media is to be believed. 

The New York Post cited the state-run People's Daily as saying that the Taliban is "training monkeys to use weapons to attack American troops". 

"... The Taliban forces have tried any possible means and figured out a method to train monkeys as 'replacement killers' against American troops," Stars and Stripes quoted the Chinese daily as saying.

The militants were arming the primates with AK-47 rifles, machine guns and trench mortars in the Waziristan tribal region bordering Pakistan and Afghanistan, it claimed. 

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Has Entourage run its course?

My friend Kevin asked me the other day: If you are a fat comedian,  could you remain funny to people if lose a ton of weight?

I would have to say no.  Can you imagine if Laurel and Hardy were two skinny guys?  What If Curly from the Three Stoogies was skinny or Norm from Cheers? Can you even fathom a skinny Newman from Seinfeld? 

What if Chris Farley was skinny? 

Let’s face it -  Fat is Funny.

Again, fat is funny.

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Most Annoying Celebrity Bracket – The Infamous Bunndini (Part One)

Ah, ladies and gentleman, it is that time of year again that you get to travel inside the solitary mind of a mad man. 

Considering Bunndini wrote a novel here – we had to break it into two parts and my introduction had to be significantly cut back.  (It took me four weeks and 271 poops just to get through the whole freaking blog.)

Without further adieu, Mr. Bunndini

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Most Annoying Celebrity 2010 – KD's Bracket

This here is a blog from one-third of the Waltsense team.  Walt does the majority of the writing, Mark is the brains behind the website and I, Kevin, am the Editar and Bog PIMP.  Because of me we went from 25 hits a day to 32 hits a day.  Ah thank you!

Here is Kevin’s bracket: 

The dudes here at Waltsense are wannabe jocks and sports freaks so I had to add a Sports category.  Since I have had Eagles season tickets for the last 15 years; I can’t escape the annoying ways of this organization.  It is nothing short of frustrating.  The sheer arrogance is beyond belief. 

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