Potty Training 101

"Ain't nobody dope as me I'm just so fresh so clean:
So fresh and so clean, clean.
Don't you think I'm so sexy I'm just so fresh so clean:
So fresh and so clean, clean.
Ain't nobody dope as me I'm just so fresh so clean:
So fresh and so clean, clean.
I love when you stare at me I'm just so fresh so clean:
So fresh and so clean, clean"

What a proper song to dedicate to potty training.  I heard it on the way in this morning and I was cracking up.

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What the Shit Are Women Thinking?

Dream CleaningThe Waltdog has been on a holiday hiatus.  What a beautiful thing; time off from work.  I am in the midst of transitioning to a new job.

2011 is the year of the Waltdog!  You can mark that shiznit down now, folks.  This is the year I make it big.  I won’t stop until I do.  (If I don’t make it big this year then the Chinese calendar is off by a year and 2012 is the year of the Waltdog.  Stay tuned…)

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The Adult Justin Bieber Homo Haircut

I aint hating

Some fads should never happen such as skinny jeans, pegged pants, baggy sweaters, cardigans on top of mock turtlenecks and anything worn by MC Hammer.  (Turn this mother out my ass!)

The more I think about this the more I think you can essentially put the whole decade of the eighties (80’s) in this category.   The eighties just should have never existed yet that trend is starting to make its way back now. 

The way kids are dressing now they are going to look back in twenties year and think to themselves “what the f&ck were we thinking?”

To say the eighties look is not good is to put it mildly.  You look freaking ridiculous.  I have always been bitter about stupid fashion periods.    

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The Art of Taking a Dump in a Crowded House…AWKWARD

The Waltdog is down the shore on vacation.  My bosses at Waltsense told me it was mandatory to write a blog this week because our stats are slumping.  We went from eight views a day down to six views so we need to feed the masses. 

I have not watched the news, nor have I read the internet so I have no freaking idea what is going on in the world.  We could be under communist rule for all I know. 

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OH SNAP - Happy Belated Father’s Day

Happy belated Fathers Day to all the Dads of the world!  Better late then never they say.

How drastically different are dads then moms?  I know for a fact that 98% of dads use Fathers Day as an excuse to be lazy.  It is the one day we can sit/lay on the couch, drink beer, eat horrible foods and get fatter by the minute without our wives bitching and complaining that we are worthless and do nothing around the house. 

I am not saying that we do not do this every other day of the year, but this is the ONE day we are allowed to do it. 

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