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Entries in Humor Blog (8)

Saturday
Mar192011

If Your Friend asked you to jump off of a Bridge, would you?

PENIS GAME WINNER!The kid’s first line of defense when getting caught doing something that they weren’t supposed to is simple (They blame their friend or brother):

Kid:  “But mom!  Johnny told me to do it!

Mom:  “Well if Johnny told you to jump off of a bridge, would you?”

This saying has been around for centuries. 

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Wednesday
Mar022011

What is Up with Fashion Designers?


Sasha Baron Cohen is a freaking nut (and a genius).  He knew that the fashion industry is a gold mine for its outlandish and egotistical approach to dressing up in public.  The more extreme these fashion designers go; the more competitive the outrageousness of their outfits seems to become. 

Whatever happened to just dressing like a normal dude or dudette? 

I, like most people, get extremely bored at work.  There is only one way to pass the time AND look busy – surfing the internet. 

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Tuesday
Feb012011

The Definition of Irony

Searching for WaltsenseTeam Waltsense is made up of three people:   Kevin (not sure what he does), Mark (the brains behind the whole operation) and, of course, Walt (who is the bestest most wonderful blogger in the whole wide world).

We try to be forthright, politically correct and we never, ever bend the truth.  (I can’t even type that with a straight face). 

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Thursday
Nov112010

Denzel Washington is a Frontrunner

Hellooo Handsom - lose the hat!Denzel Washington is one of the top ten most prolific actors of my life time.  There is a select group of actors who when they are in a movie I am 100% going to see it. 

There used to be a time in my life when I would say that I would see these actor’s movies in the movie theater.  Kids have completely ruined that for me. 

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Sunday
Oct312010

Motivation


I am talking about mo-ti-freaking-vation.  I am at work (as usual) and I am as unmotivated as ever.  Driving to work the same stupid thoughts cruised through my mind:

What do I have to do today?  What do the bosses want from me today?  How can I act busy and NOT perform ANY work functions? 

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