Cinco De Mayo – Arizona Style Bitches!

As I stated yesterday, Walt is traveling this week and he just so happens to be in Arizona:  (The most controversial state in the US.)

Ever since they passed the law where cops can pull over a suspicious Latino person and demand their papers, people have been in an uproar. 

I have been keeping my eyes open this week to see if I noticed anything different – and I have. 

I noticed that the Mexicans who live here have really cut down on car pooling.  They only average eight people in a car now compared to the 14 people they used to pack into their cars. (ZING – I will be here all week folks!) 

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Happy St. Patrick's Day

St. Patrick's Day is a favorite holiday here at Waltsense HQ.  Walt loves it so much, he forgot to write an article about it this year.  So if you need your Waltsense holiday humor, check out this flashback article from 2009.

St. Patty's Day (2009)

Lastly, here is a joke floating around the office.  Enjoy.

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.   Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me.   If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" 

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

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What to do for Valentine’s Day

Walt has been traveling for the past two weeks and I have been noticing some weird things that I have never really noticed before. 

I am on the road a lot and I usually stay at a Marriott.  They have their standard procedures and each room is set up pretty much the same way at each hotel. 

I do have a few observations/complaints:

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Ten Predictions for 2010 (That are sure to go wrong)

One thing about a new year that always cracks me up is how people equate it to new beginnings.  They say “see-you-later” to 2009 and hello to 2010.  They want to put a bad year behind them and start over again.  (I noticed a ton of these comments on their facebook status.  A lot of people had a crappy 2009.)

I get that concept, but why does it have to start on January 1^st?  If you have a shitty July, why don’t you try and change your luck in August of that same year?  I know it is not that simple, but I believe you can change your own luck, some people just have to work harder.  It stinks, but that is the truth. 

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Twas Two Nights before Christmas

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Twas two nights before Christmas and all through the kitchen,

No wifesense was stirring so no one was bitchin’.

The kids were bathed, finally clean and asleep in their beds,

With the vision of Elmo, Thomas the Train and Tigger dancing in their heads.

Wifesense’s 48 minute bathroom experience was freshly complete,

She stole all the covers and my frozen balls were ready to retreat.

The lights were off and the rooms finally fell silently,

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