What is Up with Fashion Designers?

Sasha Baron Cohen is a freaking nut (and a genius).  He knew that the fashion industry is a gold mine for its outlandish and egotistical approach to dressing up in public.  The more extreme these fashion designers go; the more competitive the outrageousness of their outfits seems to become. 

Whatever happened to just dressing like a normal dude or dudette? 

I, like most people, get extremely bored at work.  There is only one way to pass the time AND look busy – surfing the internet. 

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What will the Jersey Shore cast look like in 25 years?

Avalon Beach PatrolThere is nothing like high quality programming on television.  Is there anything more substantial to our kids’ development than that of the Jersey Shore?  I think not.  This is the most profound piece of literary work since Shakespeare.   Sesame Street should take notes from this show. 

This is how you friggin’ do it!

I am like the 38 billion people out there watching this train wreck of a show – The Jersey Shore.  They have a collection of guys and girls who spend their summers at the Jersey Shore acting like guidos and guidettes (some of the cast isn’t even one lick Italian, which is awesome).

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Lieutenant Frank Drebin, you son of a bitch!

The world just got a little less funny over the weekend. 

I really truly believe that you are born with your personality.  What I mean is you cannot learn social skills; you are simple born with them.

Dorks are born dorks, jocks are born jocks ugly people are born ugly people, etc. 

I know people go to these seminars to learn presentation skills and so on and I think it is great that they want to try and change who they are and change some of the things they are uncomfortable with.

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Nicolas Cage Losing His Shit

The video speaks for its self and should be nominated for an academy award.  It does confirm Nicolas Cage is quite possibly one of the craziest people of our time

Denzel Washington is a Frontrunner

Hellooo Handsom - lose the hat!Denzel Washington is one of the top ten most prolific actors of my life time.  There is a select group of actors who when they are in a movie I am 100% going to see it. 

There used to be a time in my life when I would say that I would see these actor’s movies in the movie theater.  Kids have completely ruined that for me. 

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