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Sunday
Jul182010

Mel Gibson is Looney


What is it with actors that get a little older?  Two of my favorite actors from the 80’s and 90’s have completely gone off of the deep end. First, Tom Cruise fell off his rocker (and he has never really recovered). 

Now it is Mel Gibson’s turn. 

Have you heard the tapes of him calling his ex-girlfriend?  They are hysterical!

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Monday
Jul122010

Has Entourage run its course?

My friend Kevin asked me the other day: If you are a fat comedian,  could you remain funny to people if lose a ton of weight?

I would have to say no.  Can you imagine if Laurel and Hardy were two skinny guys?  What If Curly from the Three Stoogies was skinny or Norm from Cheers? Can you even fathom a skinny Newman from Seinfeld? 

What if Chris Farley was skinny? 

Let’s face it -  Fat is Funny.

Again, fat is funny.

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Monday
Jun072010

Joran Van Der Sloot is a terd

I am sitting in training today; one of those trainings that I haven’t heard a word of and we still have another eight hours to go. We just had a break and I snuck down to another floor to take a poopy-fart. I wanted to avoid the mad rush to the men’s room on the floor where our training was breaking. (Plus I had one of those stinky feelings brewing in my belly. Thanks lima beans and raw fish!) It was a great call on my part. I was all alone in the bathroom. It was relaxing. I think I heard soothing ocean sounds coming from the speakers above my stall. There was a scent of lavender coming from the vents too. (I covered that smell up in a hurry!)

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Friday
Apr162010

Sex Addiction, with Doctor Walt

This has been a glowing theme in America lately; being addicted to sex.  What a freaking joke. 

Tiger Woods is not addicted to sex.  He is a pencil necked geek who is blessed with being very talented and very rich.  He dedicated the majority of his time the first 17 years of his life to learning his craft and not necessarily learning social skills. 

Have you seen this guy talk?  He really is a dork.  He hates social settings. 

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Tuesday
Apr132010

Most Annoying Celebrity Bracket – The Infamous Bunndini (Part Two)

Wow! Money can make you look goodAs you can see by the sheer length of this blog, we had to break it out over two days.  Most people legs would have gone numb (with some legs having to be amputated) from reading the whole blog on the hopper in one day. 

 

Here goes Part Two of Bunndini’s bracket buster – The Finale:

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