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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:21:56 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>WaltSense Humor Blog</title><link>http://www.waltsense.com/home/</link><description>Humor and Observation Blog -- Philly Humor with Balls</description><lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:20:48 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>Sensitive Nipples</title><category>Humor</category><dc:creator>LamaWorks</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 04:50:14 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.waltsense.com/home/2010/3/8/sensitive-nipples.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">307349:3182375:6951374</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></strong></p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 500px;" src="http://www.waltsense.com/storage/post-images/aubrey-danity-nipple-t.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268110902413" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 500px;">Not a problem for the ladies</span></span>Are your turkeys constantly done?&nbsp;&nbsp; Do you have two raisins peaking through your tight ass shirt or blouse?&nbsp; Do you contemplate putting scotch tape across your boobies to hide this crazy phenomenon?</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.waltsense.com/home/rss-comments-entry-6951374.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>The Go-Girl Pee Funnel Invention</title><category>Business</category><category>Humor</category><category>Inventions</category><dc:creator>LamaWorks</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:00:22 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.waltsense.com/home/2010/3/4/the-go-girl-pee-funnel-invention.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">307349:3182375:6908696</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="thumbnail-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 500px;" src="http://lamaworks.squarespace.com/storage/captured-data/031010.bmp?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1267736859106" alt="" /><span>&nbsp;</span>></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 500px;" Beer Funnel / Women&rsquo;s Accessory</span></span>What is the world coming to?&nbsp;</p>
<p>I woke up this morning a happy little camper.&nbsp; I got to sleep a little later than normal last night.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.waltsense.com/home/rss-comments-entry-6908696.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>The Final Countdown – Acapella Style Bitch!</title><dc:creator>HighKlass Haley</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 01:17:14 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.waltsense.com/home/2010/3/1/the-final-countdown-acapella-style-bitch.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">307349:3182375:6880781</guid><description><![CDATA[Ah another stupid Tuesday morning.&nbsp; The freaking weekends fly by way too freaking fast.&nbsp;&nbsp; Some good things happened to the Waltdog over the weekend; before getting started on the actual blog, let me ramble about a few things:</p>

<p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1929488&fullscreen=1" width="480" height="360" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"/><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"/><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1929488&fullscreen=1"/><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1929488&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"  width="480" height="360"  allowScriptAccess="always"></embed></object></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.waltsense.com/home/rss-comments-entry-6880781.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>The Quatchi Kid takes Vancouver by storm</title><dc:creator>LamaWorks</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:00:45 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.waltsense.com/home/2010/2/26/the-quatchi-kid-takes-vancouver-by-storm.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">307349:3182375:6843706</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span>&nbsp;<img style="width: 500px;" src="http://lamaworks.squarespace.com/storage/022510_3.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1267201505042" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 500px;">Quatchi searches for his long lost brother, Big Quatchi</span></span>It's snowing in Philly today and the whole city is shut down.&nbsp; The weathermen got cocky, and predicated another "<a href="http://www.google.com/url?q=http://dcist.com/2010/02/snowmaggedon_10_in_time_lapse.php&amp;ei=SfGHS9f0NsTQlAeiw7HPAQ&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=spellmeleon_result&amp;resnum=2&amp;ct=result&amp;ved=0CAkQhgIwAQ&amp;usg=AFQjCNEivsndfzdx4uXSlMTfsfr6yFuWrw"><em>Snowmaggedon</em></a>".&nbsp; I knew they were going to bust their snow load and get it wrong.&nbsp;&nbsp; We got about 4 inches and it's barely sticking to the ground.&nbsp; I think Walt is hibernating at work from his family as he is MIA with everyone else.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.waltsense.com/home/rss-comments-entry-6843706.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>The Fat Bobsledder - Steven Holcomb</title><category>Humor</category><category>Sports</category><dc:creator>LamaWorks</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:15:42 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.waltsense.com/home/2010/2/23/the-fat-bobsledder-steven-holcomb.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">307349:3182375:6803356</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 500px;" src="http://www.waltsense.com/storage/Steven_Holcomb_image_270x202.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1267304768637" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 500px;">BIG BOBSLEDDER IS DA MAN!</span></span>I have been watching a ton of the Olympics this year and there have been a lot of great, great moments so far:&nbsp; Lindsay Vonn returning from injury to win a gold medal, Bode Miller getting his head out of his ass and becoming the greatest male skier in USA history, the USA crushing the Canadians (and a nation&rsquo;s hope) on their home soil in hockey and the French Canadian broadcasters questioning whether Michael Weir should be tested for hormones to see if he should be skating with the women.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.waltsense.com/home/rss-comments-entry-6803356.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>The Sad Ass State of the Philadelphia Sixers</title><dc:creator>LamaWorks</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:30:40 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.waltsense.com/home/2010/2/22/the-sad-ass-state-of-the-philadelphia-sixers.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">307349:3182375:6790377</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 500px;" src="http://lamaworks.squarespace.com/storage/22210_1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266870764441" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 500px;">Sixer Nectar</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p>Two weekends ago was the All-Star basketball game and the trade deadline has past.&nbsp; We all know each and every All Star game is a complete joke, but basketball really draws a crowd.&nbsp; It is an event.</p>
<p>How crazy is it that the only representative of the Sixers was Allen Iverson?&nbsp; That is how freaking bad this team is.&nbsp; Not that the are terrible, terrible; they are just PAINFUL to watch.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.waltsense.com/home/rss-comments-entry-6790377.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Ranking the Worst Group of Drivers</title><category>Humor</category><category>Lists</category><category>Opinion</category><category>Rant</category><dc:creator>HighKlass Haley</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 14:15:16 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.waltsense.com/home/2010/2/17/ranking-the-worst-group-of-drivers.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">307349:3182375:6723572</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="http://www.waltsense.com/home/2010/2/17/ranking-the-worst-group-of-drivers.html"><img src="http://www.waltsense.com/storage/articles/20100217_Crash1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266416526150" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>
<p>If I were Barack Obama, I would be celebrating the shit out of President&rsquo;s Day. &nbsp;I would wake up and instantly put on one of those cone shaped birthday hats and pop a noise maker (maybe a kazoo) into my mouth.&nbsp;</p>
<p>I would expect the first lady to make me a cake, and I would sing &ldquo;Happy Me Day&rdquo; songs.</p>
<p>I would make my staff pick up the slack left by me, for I wouldn&rsquo;t work on the day set aside to remember me.&nbsp; I would make them carry me on a chariot to every meeting, and fan me with one of those big wicker fans and feed me grapes during the down time of the meeting.&nbsp;</p>
<p>I would be swilling nothing but Martini&rsquo;s and I would start a fight with the leader of Russia, just for the hell of it.&nbsp; He has to know it is President&rsquo;s day.&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.waltsense.com/home/rss-comments-entry-6723572.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>What to do for Valentine’s Day</title><category>Holiday</category><category>Humor</category><category>Offbeat</category><dc:creator>HighKlass Haley</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:03:32 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.waltsense.com/home/2010/2/12/what-to-do-for-valentines-day.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">307349:3182375:6665955</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<p>Walt has been traveling for the past two weeks and I have been noticing some weird things that I have never really noticed before.&nbsp;</p>
<p>I am on the road a lot and I usually stay at a Marriott.&nbsp; They have their standard procedures and each room is set up pretty much the same way at each hotel.&nbsp;</p>
<p>I do have a few observations/complaints:</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.waltsense.com/home/rss-comments-entry-6665955.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>After One Whole Year Justin Timberlake is still my Freaking Idol!</title><category>Celebrity</category><category>Humor</category><category>Justin Timberlake</category><category>Offbeat</category><dc:creator>LamaWorks</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:39:11 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.waltsense.com/home/2010/2/9/after-one-whole-year-justin-timberlake-is-still-my-freaking.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">307349:3182375:6627199</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;<span><img style="width: 500px;" src="http://lamaworks.squarespace.com/storage/post-images/Jt_1.bmp?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265740838514" alt="" /></span><br /><br />I cannot believe it &ndash; Waltsense.com has been up and running for over a year.&nbsp; That may not seem like a large feat to the normal person but trust me it is.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Waltsense is made up of three individuals:&nbsp; Walt does the writing, Mark actually runs the website and makes sure it is operational, and Kevin edits and pimps the stuff out to the adoring public.&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.waltsense.com/home/rss-comments-entry-6627199.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>How Much Are the Kardashians Worth?</title><category>Celebrity</category><dc:creator>HighKlass Haley</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:19:09 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.waltsense.com/home/2010/2/8/how-much-are-the-kardashians-worth.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">307349:3182375:6609142</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.waltsense.com/storage/articles/20100108_kim-kardashian-5.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265642821394" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>This question keeps popping up and it is such a hot topic.&nbsp; What is Kim Kardashian worth?&nbsp; What is Khloe Kardashian worth?&nbsp; We at Waltsense could not ignore this topic any longer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Unless you have insider knowledge, you will never know.&nbsp; That is where Waltsense comes in.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Not only do we access to the inner circles of Hollywood (we practically run that freaking town) but we at Waltsense are smart enough to calculate and formulate rich people&rsquo;s net worth.&nbsp; It is what we do.</p>
<p>You see, what I do at work is interview people for a living.&nbsp; I deal with process transformation, business improvements, process improvements (towards quality close and quality financial reporting models) not that you care about that; because, in reality, Walt doesn&rsquo;t even care about that.&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.waltsense.com/home/rss-comments-entry-6609142.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>