Mel Gibson is Looney
Sunday, July 18, 2010 at 11:55PM 
What is it with actors that get a little older? Two of my favorite actors from the 80’s and 90’s have completely gone off of the deep end. First, Tom Cruise fell off his rocker (and he has never really recovered).
Now it is Mel Gibson’s turn.
Have you heard the tapes of him calling his ex-girlfriend? They are hysterical!
He is panting, moaning and cursing all over the place. If you close your eyes it actually sounds like porn video. MOAN, PANT, MOAN MOAN – YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SMOKE!
Who hasn’t said that to their significant other? We have all been there.
He is an angry man!
I will have to give him serious credit he takes using the “F” word to the next level. I curse like a truck driver and this dude puts me to shame. Kudos to Mel!
I do have to give him the benefit of the doubt too, this chick - Oksana Grigorieva seems like a complete gold digger. She is about 30 years younger than him and now it is pay day so she just discards him and kicks his demented ass to the curb and now it sets a few screws loose.
Chicks are completely crazy and they do whatever they can to drive us men insane as well. Men have started wars over the pootang.
Mel is close to that point. Supposedly he punched her teeth down her throat, which is a douche bag move. Hitting a woman is despicable and cowardly.
But chicks drive men crazy. It is that simple.
Girls know how to drive a man to the breaking point and some men cannot handle it and they do the unimaginable. I don’t condone it, but I can see how it happened.
She probably pressed all of the right buttons and this dude was close to the edge way before he met her. She will be laughing all the way to the bank. He is going to be broke soon. He just got divorced and she is going to take half and now this!
He is going to be eating out of trashcans. Wait, he may be doing that for fun now anyway. That crazy bastard!!
He may be the angriest person I have heard about. First he condemns the Jews for killing Jesus (come to think of it maybe the Jews are responsible for killing Mel Gibson and replacing him with an exact replica but the exact replica of Mel is crazy, ruining his career and squandering his fortune in the process. It is plausible so don’t shoot this theory down – Jewish people are very smart and determined).
Then a week or two ago he uses racial slurs against blacks and Mexicans.
This guy is just alienating himself from everyone. He may have to convert to Mormonism and move to Utah to escape it all. I think there are like two Jewish people, 4 blacks and 14 Mexican in the whole state of Utah. (I could be way off because I have never been there. That is what I picture though just all white dudes and women skiing to church and drinking 3.2% Coors Light on their porches.)
They definitely do not serve malt liquor in Utah, so I may have the black person number correct. We will have to wait for the all important 2010 Consensus results before any number is official.
Well Mel hasn’t been right for a while. I guess the writing has been on the wall. We should have seen this coming. He seemed a little off on his guest appearance on South Park, we just had no idea it was this bad. I thought he was just acting on that episode. It turns out it was real. Who would have guessed?
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Reader Comments (5)
If Mel Gibson has relapsed, than he needs a year of rehab. Long-term rehab especially program that last from six months to year are critical for long-term recovery and dealing with anger issues.
Few stars would take the advice, but it would get them through the first year and will start a career revivals.
Just heard Bobby Duvelle (sp?) on Stern. That man knows how to work Hollywood and grow old cool.
I don't see how Mel can ever come back from this one unless they declare him mental.
As for Tom Cruise: aside from him giving those stupid "tips" to Brooke Shields on how to deal with post partum depression. he's never really gone off the deep-end like Mel although at the same time he's never going to live down jumping on Oprah's couch.
P.S. I really liked this weeks random thought: "What is Mother Goose's real first name?"
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Many famous actors (and musicians and athletes, for that matter) would be well-served to remember that just because they're famous doesn't mean that they should talk about anything outside their area of expertise. 99 times out of 100 they end up looking like idiots.
And Chris Rock said it best, when told there's never a reason to hit a woman. "Sheeeeeeit. There's ALWAYS a reason . . . just don't do it."
any famous actors (and musicians and athletes, for that matter) would be well-served to remember that just because they're famous doesn't mean that they should talk about anything outside their a