Walt’s List of Perfect 10’s
Friday, March 12, 2010 at 3:58PM 
I would put Wifesense on this list, but that would show my bias also it would show just how ugly these chicks are in comparison to my beautiful wife.
(I had to write this sentence to save face. A happy wife makes for a happy life and constantly writing about pooping, farting, peeing and more pooping topped by sensitive nipple syndrome and an article showing a ton of hot chicks doesn’t really bode well for Walt: Hence the aforementioned sentence. )
Over the years Walt has been known to sift through the Victoria Secrets catalogue mainly looking for good sales and comfortable panties. Once in a while I would look at the pictures.
I was actually too poor to afford porn or porn magazines so Victoria Secret catalogue delivery day was like Christmas and my birthday all rolled in to one.
I would dim the lights, light the scented candle, comb my mustache and apply Vaseline to my very, very chapped left hand; which seemed to need more skin care than my right hand.
This ritual repeated itself over the course of about 8-10 years until the unfortunate Christmas ball incident that render my left hand useless forcing Walt to become ambidextrous.
That is a whole other story though.
I have become somewhat of a minor expert in Perfect 10 chick ranking. Some of these girls even ruin my name theory. One girl is named OLGA for crying out loud! Olga’s are supposed to be 320 pound butch Russian chicks who can break your spin with a hug while they chug a liter of vodka.
This doesn’t make sense; Olga’s are supposed to be ugly. Just like girls named Candy are dim-witted and become strippers.
Here is my list of 23 of the hottest chicks to every walk this earth.
(I didn’t go back too far. The list of chicks is just too great. The girls before the 90’s have been excluded, even though they are still really, really hot. I just started writing down names and in five minutes I had 23 girls. If I thought about this any longer I would have been in boner danger zone and I have a meeting shortly and boners are socially unacceptable for some reason. )
The girls on this list can move up and down quite easily. The list is very volatile sort of like Oprah Winfrey diet cycle. ZING! A thank you!
23) Veronika Varekova
22) Chandra North
21) Jessica White
20) Jessica Van Der Steen
19) Anne Vyalitsyna
18) Josie Moran
17) Brooklyn Decker
16) Jarah Mariano
(My boy The Dream loves this chick!)
15) Daniela Urzi
14) Kim Smith
13) Ana Beatriz Baros
12) Daniela Pestova
(She is still one of my all time favorites, she is so pretty. I heard she has cooties though.)
11) Jamie King
10) Helena Christensen
9) Rebecca Romijn
(She gets hotter as she gets older. She just simply has it.)
8) Olga Kurlenko
(Olga; that is hysterical.)
7) Gisele Bundchen
(I would have her a lot higher but I really hate the Patriots. Stupid Tom Brady and his handsome good looks.)
6) Molly Sims
5) Marissa Miller
(That is one lucky iPod).
4) Bar Rifaeli
3) Adriana Lima
2) Laetitia Costa
(She has the word tit in her name. HELLO!)
1) Heidi Klum
Reader Comments (7)
Best. Waltsense. Ever
I wonder if a 100% Irish guy marries a A women like of Hawaiian, Korean, and Chinese descent - if she would look like Jarah. No way you knew all those ladies names off head but well done, well done. Marissa may be best body, but Bar is a solid #2. Heidi can stay at #1 for a few more years.
I have no comment on any these photos of hot models I might or might not have seen. I'm afraid my wife might find out.
I'm thinking if Olga showed up on your doorstep, you wouldn't turn her away because of her name. I'm also thinking Wifesense wouldn't kick her out and then kick your ass because of her name either.
The Bikini Meter Maids were tearfully excluded...you owe them an apology...and what about Concheeta Farrel?
Two years worth of the boner of the month. Thanks Waltdog for providing this service.
"looking for good sales and comfortable panties"
I don't think I would ever believe it if I actually heard a guy saying it but that's a pretty good excuse.
I like Heidi Klum too. Whenever I see her on TV doing an interview she always has such a bubbling personality!!
P.S.
I like your random thought about The Little Mermaid and her algaebra.
-Too cute.
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