After One Whole Year Justin Timberlake is still my Freaking Idol!
Tuesday, February 9, 2010 at 1:39PM 
I cannot believe it – Waltsense.com has been up and running for over a year. That may not seem like a large feat to the normal person but trust me it is.
Waltsense is made up of three individuals: Walt does the writing, Mark actually runs the website and makes sure it is operational, and Kevin edits and pimps the stuff out to the adoring public.
Kevin, Walt and Mark at the Handsome Bloggers Annual Ball
It is a well-oil machine; except for the fact that I really have no idea how to write and I know Kevin is absolutely the worst speller/grammatical error prone guy I know so most of the blogs are written in caveman speak.
On top of those obstacles is the fact the three of us may just be the laziest pieces of shit out there and we have had two HUGE obstacles to overcome.
The simple fact that we didn’t loss interest after two or three days is amazing. The fact that we lasted over a year is a small miracle. We are one step closer to canonization. We may just be the Patron Saints of Bloggers after all.
Kevin was sifting through the old blogs that he so-called ‘edited’ and was able to look up the statistics as to which articles did the best on the blogosphere.
Here are the stats over the past 3 weeks for the most popular articles. Detect a theme here?
(I don't know why the Cuchini people don't advertise with us)
It always amazes me what blogs do well and what blogs don’t.
The blogs that I loved to write and the ones that I literally laugh out loud at, essentially do the worst.
The blogs that I don’t really care for usually do the best.
It is insane how out of touch with reality I am. I know most of my friends are the same way.
We don’t care about keeping up with the Kardashians and John and Kate can lick our ball sacks for all we care.
But that is what the people want!
Over the course of the last year, one of the most successful blogs we had was the one where I discussed my utter infatuation with Justin Timberlake. He is awesome.
The fact that I was 33 years young didn’t hold me back. JT is the man.
Now that I am a year old and a year wiser, you would think that would change.
You would think that after a year of living in relative obscurity (for JT) you would think that Walt would move on and someone else would eventually take his place (Channing Tatum was close, he took out the Cobras, enough said).
I couldn’t turn my back on JT! JT has staying power. It was close though.
Seeing JT in those coke-bottle glasses really pissed me off at first. It almost pushed me off of the JT ledge.
It drives me crazy how cool people or people resting within the ‘in’ crowd find a fad to latch onto that should just be for the common folk. The dork fad is one of them.
Listen, us dorks out there don’t try and dress dorky, it just happens. Then with the emergence of The 40 Year Old Virgin, geeks suddenly found themselves as – ‘in’.
Dorks were suddenly thrust into the spotlight. Not to bash them, but Steve Carell, Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen don’t exactly light the cool world on fire.
I wanted to scream out that these people need to stop trying to steal our thunder. Us dorks need to unite to stop them from taking what is rightly ours. The next thing you know Lebron James is going to be sporting a pocket protector and flooded pants; that sneaky bastard or use an inhaler and let his hair get all greasy and part it to the side.
Then I thought about it for a second...
JT is too nice to do that. What he is trying to do is show us dorks that it is okay to be a pencil neck geek. He wanted to show the pale skinned, acne infested, video game expo attending pimple poppers that there is hope. Being able to see through walls with thick ass glasses is now socially acceptable now.
Or he wants to take over the world by ruling the dork nation and having them build a fleet of JT robots.
Now that would be a utopia!
CP WaltO
Celebrity, Humor, Justin Timberlake, Offbeat 
Reader Comments (5)
Congrats on the year...we enjoy the site
Congratulations to the hard working people at waltsense
Word. Hope to see you in another year
Happy Blog Birthday!
Congratulations on one year and here's to many, many more.
I'm new a reader to your blog and have enjoyed reading your posts. The humor in your posts is awesome.
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