The Quatchi Kid takes Vancouver by storm
Friday, February 26, 2010 at 11:00AM 
Quatchi searches for his long lost brother, Big QuatchiIt's snowing in Philly today and the whole city is shut down. The weathermen got cocky, and predicted another "Snowmaggedon". I knew they were going to bust their snow load and get it wrong. We got about 4 inches and it's barely sticking to the ground. I think Walt is hibernating at work from his family as he is MIA with everyone else.
Kids now have to go to school to the 4th of July because weatherpeeps were correct on predicting the storm of the century. A snow cloud the size of Africia took over the east coast earlier in February and now you have to hear how they were all spot on.
Anyway, we have transformed to a town of wussies and a few flurries now means the state will lose millions in productivity and kids can sled down dust covered pavement streets and then cry when they are in school in 90 degree weather.
Pennsylvanians should become Canadian when it comes to snow. We need to embrace our inner Quatchi.
A Quatchi is a young sasquatch who comes from the mysterious forests of Canada. Quatchi is shy, but loves to explore new places and meet new friends.
To the outsider, it could look like a hairy pornstar from the 70s. But to those laid back granola friends who live in the Pacific Northwest, The Sasquatch is a celebrity. The Sasquatch reminds them of the mystery and wonders that exist in nature.
Behold my cuteness!With the Winter Games in full swing, I came across the "The Quatchi Kid". He is the son of the famous Sasquatch and he is becoming a big hit in Vancouver. With the Boner going down in Vancouver (rest his soul); I am predicting this kid will be a huge hit and Bob Costas may be asking him for rug samples.
Obviously Momma Saquatch will deal with the repercussions of the Kid becoming famous in his furry flurry later in life and the Kid may hate his mother when he is older. But I have a feeling he will thank his parents; as long as they don't turn him into a reality show.
I found about him when reading through my daily Canadian newspapers. The Quatchi Kid's is on a epic journey to search for his long lost brother, Big Quatchi. He is on TV, the web, and even has a facebook following.
Canada is now famous for higher taxes, medicare for all, being nuetral, Maple Syrup, Alan Thicke and of now the Quatchi Kid.
I bet 4 out of 5 Americans don't know who is Primeminster of Canada is? I don't but to be honest as an American you don't have to. Yes, it would be nice and global to know; but it's ok to know Pamela Anderson, Howie Mandel (UGH!), and the legendary Keanu Reeves are Canadian legends. Plus, Canada has given Philadelphia the great sport of Ice Hockey.
So, let's hope the Quatchi Kid can make it and join the list of nice modest famous Canadians.
Sasquatch Dad = FailureThe Quatchi kid has much more going on then his other failed siblings. He comes from a long string of one-hit wonders.
Have you ever heard of the XMEN Sasquatch, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasquatch_(comics)?
Only true geeks, such as the losers who run this site would know about this loser comic. Sasquatch got his powers as a result of a man's self-experimentation with gamma radiation. In an attempt to become like the Hulk, he transformed himself orange, instead of green behemoth (as gamma-irradiated persons usually turn a stud green). Orange doens't translate to the big screen.
His father, the OG Sasquatch, has been one a trick pony, showing up just once and then fading from the limelight. He has recently made a comeback and has some funny spots for Jack Link' Beef Jerky.
So, if all goes well this Winter Olympics, The US will win the Gold in hockey, the Boner be laid to rest, and the Quatchi Kid will find his brother and become the new Canadian stud.
Washing up to shore
-KD from team Waltsense
Reader Comments (12)
Cute Kid who will hate his mother one day.
I am friends with Quatchi Jr (and his mom) and he is just a cute in person!
I may be a little biased but little Julian has a thing for my daughter Cassiopé. He's 15 months, she's 3.5...but I digress.
Everytime we were with Quatchi Jr. and his mom, it seemed like a million and one people would stop to take a picture. If only I had thought of the costume idea first.
I don't know if his mom really thought about what kind of craze this costume would cause. The first time I saw it was at our Halloween part in 2009...since then the epic began and continues.
All hail Quatchi Jr!
"as gamma-irradiated persons are usually affected usually a stud green"
- WTF does that even mean? Waltsense needs a new editor NOW!
Paolo - even though your music stinks, thanks for the read. We are accepting anyone who wishes to edit or anyone with a pulse to proof the blogs.
The funny part about the comment about needing a new editor? The guy who wrote it actually edits the blogs we write. LOL. That is awesome.
Interesting that a cute kid wrapped in fur can become more famous then Micheal J Fox...huh
I will punch that kidbacca in the gdamn face....
One day away from USA GOLD Oh wait I am allegedly a Canadian
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I live in Canada and I enjoyed reading this. Great humor!
Quatchi is so popular up here we have special quarters with Quatchi and the other mascots on them!
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I did not know about XMEN Sasquatch comic books, but you can bet I'll be tracking one down soon because I love all things Sasquatch. I actually believe in Sasquatch. I'm that nuts.
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