Political Correctness is for P*ssies
Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 4:15PM 
Six minutes...six minutes...six minutes Walt E Fresh, you're on, Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on. Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on, Ooh ooh ooh, uh uh on. Here we go... Here we go...Come on... Come on...
That just goes to show you how terrible the name Walt is. Walt E Fresh; that sounds absolutely atrocious, I need a new name.
Rhett Law Haley – that has a certain ring to it and you know what? When you sound out my first name backwards that is what is sounds like Retlaw is Walter backwards. Rhett Law Haley, I think I am on to something.
I was listening to the Mike and Mike in the Morning Show on ESPN Radio on the way into work this morning and they were discussing the Anaheim Angels post game celebration after clinching the American League West division the other night.
In case you didn’t know, earlier this year, the Anaheim Angels lost one of their own, Nick Adenhart; he was killed in a car accident, hours after pitching in a game. His car was struck by a drunk driver.
Nick was only 22 years old. The Angels celebrated his life by dedicating this season to him and I think that is an awesome gesture.
After clinching the division the Angels’ players dosed beer and champagne on Nick’s jersey, to include him in their celebration. If he were alive he would be covered in the alcohol as well.
They wanted to celebrate their feat as if Nick were there, yet the Angels find themselves in a weird position of having to justify honoring Nick in their own way.
Post game celebrations, after a big win (division title, post season success, etc.) are common and tradition. Pouring champagne and beer on one another has been going on for decades!
Some bloggers, columnists and fans criticized this act as insensitive considering that Adenhart was killed by an alleged drunk driver.
Stop it! I am not taking anything away from the importance of getting the message out that driving under the influence is a terrible thing but this is not the time to bring that up. These guys should not have to defend themselves. They wanted to celebrate with Nick and this was their way of doing it.
People need to stop being so cynical and depressing. People need to stop finding shit to complain about and argue about. I am so freaking tired of this.
People want people to act in a politically correct way. Those people just don’t want anyone else to have fun, because they are miserable with their own lives.
So we are not allowed to call short people midgets or even call them short, we are supposed to call them vertically challenged.
We are not supposed to call fat people, fat. We are supposed to call them horizontally challenged?
I am ugly and I do not get offended when people do not refer to me as “beautifully challenged” or “good lookingly challenged”. Facts are the facts.
Short people are short and they are midgets. Fat people are fat. Look in the mirror people and get over yourselves! (Note: In reality short people/midgets need to step on a stool first, then look at themselves in the mirror, he-he.)
People need to start acting normal again. We shouldn’t have to walk on egg shells around other people with weird self conscious issues. We all have some insecurities, some bigger than others. That is literal, if you are really fat.
If you have a giant mole on your face, I should be able to laugh at it and point at you without feeling ashamed about what I have done.
People need to get the sticks out of their asses and start living again.
I really hate people. They are the worst.
Reader Comments (11)
Fat people are caloric challenged.
I hear ya, Walt. I really do. I'm kinda on the fence with the Adenhart thing. I honestly see both sides of the argument. If Nick were there, he'd be getting doused in the bubbly. But he isn't. I don't think it's so much what the Angels think about it, what does Adenhart's FAMILY think about it? Given the amount of support the Angels have undoubtedly shown the family, I'd guess that they're okay with it, and I'm sure Nick himself would be. But it does border on insensitive.
Still, you're right, some people will complain about anything.
I think your correct. You can't stop a tradition because, unfortunatley , Nick Adenhart was killed by a drunk driving bastard. Would he want that?
I think this whole PC thing is totally out of hand. The more PC people become, the bigger hypocrites and liars they become. I respect honesty the most in life - brutal honesty is always best. :)
You know, Walt, you may be on to something here. One of the first things people always seem to say when referring to someone who has passed is "He would have wanted it that way."
If Nick had lived to see this day, he would have been right in there, whooping it up with the rest of them. And while covered with beer and champagne, he would have treated the celebration as a joyous moment in time, never to happen again, the culmination of a year of hard work and being part of a team.
Who cares what anyone else thinks?
I take the side of Kev. Drinking and driving did lead to his death, but that is apples and oranges. The act of celebrating and drinking didn't. He would be there celebrating and the champagne is more of the symbol of winning and success, not so much getting drunk - even if that's what they do.
I am with you Walter. I hate that my family gets upset because I watch Jeopardy with my aging grandmother while i record it. Then I replay jeopardy and bet her a ton of money on every question. Its not my fault the old bag cant remember that we just watched it and that’s why I get most of the questions right. If she doesn’t catch on I may be able to retire soon. I plan on hire a bunch of fat midgets to cater to my every need. Ahh i love those goofy bastards...
"Note: In reality short people/midgets need to step on a stool first, then look at themselves in the mirror, he-he" -- Well played.
that's not bub...i'd be way funnier number one. and i wouldn't use walterbunn as an alias
bunn now that i thought about it im mad at u actually for indirectly calling me all those things thinking it was me...and whats wrong with blowing black dudes? just tell yourself that its only skin while you're doing it and it makes it palatable...
That comment is just freaking stupid. That has nothing to do with being politically incorrect, it is just ignorant.
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