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Friday
Sep252009

Contest! Wedding Band Give Away 

 

In line with Yahoo posting an article on their home page listing out the areas of the United States with the highest divorce rate; the team at Waltsense.com is set to give away a pair of wedding bands, compliments of Tungsten Rings Online. One of our great sponsors!

Check them out, Tungsten Wedding Bands are a great product and they are one of the hottest trends in the jewelry market today!

I know when the Waltdog and Wifesense were shopping for their wedding bands we were on a strict budget.

Wifesense used up 98% of the budget on her wedding band and the Waltdog had about $42 dollars left to spend on his.

I have been prancing around with a black plastic spider ring for almost five years now. Thanks honey!

Tungsten wedding bands have agreed to fork over a pair of wedding bands, each with a value of $120 or less. That is $240 bucks combined, for all of you mathematicians out there!

That is pretty awesome. I know a few peeps that have these rings and they are classy by design.

It is so funny how married people try and convince un-married people to get married.

“Everybody’s doing it!”

“Everyone will think you are such a loser if you don’t!”

“Hey dude, this is a weird question, but my parents wanted to know if you are gay? They think you are gay because you are still single in your mid 30’s”

Hook line and sinker. Then you get married and realize that your significant other expects you to ask for everything and now you have to start thinking as ‘a team”. Whatever the hell that means.

The days of coming home from work and plopping your fat ass down on the couch and watching re-runs of Seinfeld are LONG gone.

You will have a honey do list to complete and you will be quizzed on what took you so long to get home from work and why you forgot to pick up your significant other’s prescription from the drug store as you walk in drinking a diet Doctor Pepper accompanied by a 14 pound bag of M&M’s that you pick up from said drug store, because Halloween candy is on sale. Even though you knew you had a purpose for heading to the drug store in the first place.

Who am I kidding? Marriage is awesome! I think everyone should try it at least two times.

That is why our divorce rate is over 50%! The first marriage rarely ever takes, you need to find another divorcee and give it another whirl!

As Kramer put it – Marriages are manmade prisons.

Or you could simple want to be like George Costanza and experiment by wearing a wedding band out to convince the ladies that you are married, when you are actually single.

Be careful there, they may fall for it and you need a backup story as to why you are not actually married. On to the contest...

 


 

SEND US A PICTURE OF YOURSELVES PROMOTING WALTSENSE

We are looking for peeps and peepettes to send in pictures of them selves promoting waltsense. It can be some soon to be married sucker who needs a ring. It could be two extremely hot chicks kissing one another as they hold up a waltsense sign.

Or it could be three extremely, extremely hot chicks making out with one another as they hold up a waltsense sign. We are not going to be picky, as long as hot chicks are involved we will be excited.

We would also love to see plenty of photo-bombing. It is one of the Waltdog’s favorite pastimes. If the photo-bomb is to be accepted a waltsense sign has to be present.

Let’s do this folks! So we can make two people’s dreams of getting married then divorced come true!

The rules are simple: take a picture of yourself, and include a sign that says WaltSense.com on it. Rent a billboard, write it on a piece of paper, or tattoo it on your forehead, we don't care. Just make sure to include something that says Waltsense.com on it. Photoshopping an existing picture won't count, we want a new one.

We will post all the pictures we receive in a special thread, and pick our favorite as the winner. Our decisions are final, you have until December 1, 2009.

Email your entries to waltsense@gmail.com and be sure to include "Ring Contest" as the subject.

 


 

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Reader Comments (6)

great blog

November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRohfun

Porn Stars doing things for rings would be a nice blog post.

Tungston is the way to go though.

November 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCraig M

It's a close call, but at this preliminary stage of the contest, I'm going to vote for Adria -- if my vote counts for anything.

Now, regarding those other photos you mentioned: Seriously, women sent you pornographic images? Wow. I think you ought to post them. Not because I'm a perv, but because it's so hard to believe. Anyway, I think it'd be OK because your blog's not really family oriented. You could always edit the naughty bits out with little black bars -- or large black bars, depending on what you've got.

November 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMikeWJ at TooManyMornings

ROTFLOL!!! nice

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKurtzy

Thank you so much for taking the time to stop by my blog and leaving a comment.
I've been browsing through your entries, you run a really awesome blog.

I once attended a wedding where the Priest forbid any type of shenanigans but that still didn't stop the groom. He wrote on the bottom of one shoe; CALL and on the other 911.

November 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCocaine Princess

Very, very nicely done! aksyll aksyll - mulberry alexa bags.

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