The Cuchini – The Modern Day Cure for Camel Toe
Friday, May 8, 2009 at 10:36AM 
Got Camel Toe?
Hey Girls. Camel Toe might be hot, if you are a guy! But who wants to be the one sporting it? Some secrets are meant to be kept.
As we have evolved, hair down there is a thing of the past. As the landing strip and Brazilian wax have become prominent in today's world, there is no bush for the cush. And though Camel Toe may be ahot topic but it's not to the gal sporting it!
What is The Cuchini?
The Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight material that adheres to any undergarment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc). The Cuchini helps to smooth out the ridges of a woman’s Mons pubis area, providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance for the women sporting it. This eliminates what is commonly known as "Camel Toe."
The Cuchini products are designed by women to provide comfort and convenience.
This is actually how this product is promoted on the website. https://www.cuchini.com/
This is a crazy product. What will they think of next: a deodorant stick for guy’s ball sacks, to eliminate fumunda cheese odor?
Or maybe they’ll create ‘break away” underwear for kids to combat the atomic wedgie. Or padded bra’s for teenage boys to ward off the purple nurple.
Or maybe a breath mint for your bung hole, so when you fart it smells minty fresh.
I got it? Maybe we can invent a small pad to insert into your underwear that will get rid of poop stains (or tire marks left on the heresy highway).
I hate smart people who think of these inventions.
It will never end. I am totally against this. The camel toe is too funny to do away with. This is something I may be passionate enough to protest.
I may start a group: Men for Camel Toe and Against the Cuchini, or MFCTAC (miff-see-tac) for short. Who’s with me?
This reminds me. It is mother’s day weekend boys! Be sure to hook your mother’s and baby mama’s up this week. Moms truly are the best, and they total deserve it.
If you were anything like me and my friends growing up, then your mom had to put up with a lot and probably aged significantly because of your shenanigans, so it is time to treat her right!
Your baby’s mama doesn’t have it much better. I know I have put the wifesense through the ringer a few times over the years. That is why I am going to get her a re-gifted deep fryer, so she can make me some wings this weekend.
I just found it down our basement last night and it has never been used!
Hey I may splurge and get her a set of Cuchini’s too!
Congrats honey!
Happy Mothers Day to all of you awesome Mom’s out there!
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Reader Comments (14)
Camel toe is totally hot.
It upgrades women one notch.
So if they're a 9, they're a ten with camel toe.
This doesn't work for Rosie O'Donnel. Nothing does.
I just saw on the show "The Doctors" that someone invented some kind of screen that you put in your underwear to filter the smell of farts. Too funny- you were just a little late on that invention.
The guy who sits next to me at work is always sporting moose knuckle, perhaps we need to find him the hot wheels woman with a nice camel toe, but hurry - he gets married next month!
Hey - this is a great invention. Some of us ladies have to much "stuff" to conceal and we still like looking hot. Hey walt - can we have Camel Toe and the Cuchini...so we sport the CT in the bedroom and Cuchini on the beach. I know your perv butt likes it but we can have it both way.
This horrible invention should be banned. I'm too lazy to start a petition though.
Rosie O'Donnel has a hippo toe. . .
Every year, thousands of young women are diagnosed with Camel Toe Syndrome. Please, won't you give the the March of Camel Toes Foundation? . . . Every camel toe deserves a chance.
If you like having camel toe then rock it out....but we are here to give you a choice. Thanks for the post!
Rosie O'Donnell has camel toe, but it's her chin.
As we have evolved, hair down there is a thing of the past. As the landing strip and Brazilian wax have become prominent in today's world, there is no bush for the cush.
Hahaha! You are insane!
ps. I am not afraid of no toe,... and you, well let me say it : TOY! WHAAA!!!
Singularly, doubly, perhaps in a triple sense like the Austrian gnomette, the t+oe is divine, and enhancing. I suppose the singlular is a bit disturbing to some,.
i think a women sporting a cameltoe is that much hotter!!
ich finde fotos mit cameltoe bei frauen saugeil und muss mir meistens einen runterholen
Paul - i just you used google translate for your comment and it's awesone
"I find pictures of women with cameltoe saugeil and must usually have a wank to me"
Not sure was sugeli means but i hear ya...