Man Sues Neighbor for FAILING to Get His Wife Pregnant
Thursday, May 7, 2009 at 12:00PM 
A story which was recently featured in a German newspaper is starting to gain International attention.
Stuttgart, Germany - Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his wife Traute, had been trying to conceive a child for a while. Tests showed that Demetrius was sterile so the couple went looking into alternative ways of having a child.
They decided to hire their neighbor, Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute, who is a former beauty queen. Maus, who lived with his wife and two children, agreed to help the couple out at a cost of €2,000.
He then spent three evenings a week for six months, trying to conceive with Traute. Although his wife objected, he told her that he was “only doing it for the money.” After 72 unsuccessful attempts, Soupolos demanded that the neighbor undergo a medical examination.
Doctors found that Maus was also sterile, and his wife then admitted that he was not the father of their two children.
Soupolos is currently trying to sue Maus to repay the money. Maus claims that he did not guarantee that his wife would get pregnant, only that he would try his best.
Seriously, you couldn’t make this stuff up. How awesome is this scenario? I know envetro fertilization is extremely expensive, but to lower your standards to spend it on your neighbor banging your wife is absurd.
First, if I was in his shoes, I would at least hire someone that I didn’t have to see every freaking day. I would have to hire a complete troll to do my wife. That way I would ensure that there was no way that she would ever fall for him. If she did, then they were meant to be.
Secondly, it took them 72 TIMES before they put a halt to him banging his wife, and then required he got tested? Wow! I would have thought of that BEFORE he got started.
I know he had two kids, which is a good sign of being able to procreate but he is banging your wife and getting paid for it. You better cover every avenue before this gets under way.
Even if you didn’t, this didn’t lead you to get curious after a few weeks and her not getting pregnant? Wow. That takes balls (no pun intended). I would have to have put a stop to it after 10 times.
Third, the wife of the neighbor had to be pooping her pants, knowing her ‘little’ secret was lingering.
Oh, you have two kids from another dude and you didn’t bother telling your husband?
Oh, okay, so you don’t adamantly put your foot down about this whole scenario? No hubby, go right ahead and bang the next door neighbor’s wife as many times as your little heart desires, or until they ask for a test then (and only then) you’ll find out you are indeed sterile, bringing to light the fact that I have been cheating on you for years. Go right ahead! I double dare you!
Seriously, every time he went over there, she probably bit her nails down to the bottom of her nail beds while smoking eight cigarettes at a time.
She couldn’t come up with some way of stopping him? Maybe go out and get a boob job, or something to spice up your own sex life; anything but letting him finding out about his kids this way.
That street must have smelled like musk, sex and scented candles. There is plenty of shag carpeting on that street, I can guarantee you that. Thin porno mustaches are required the day you move onto that street.
Reader Comments (10)
Classic Fun ...get paid to bang your neighbor’s wife and she is a former beauty queen? Nice work if you can get it
I think that is a fantasy land. That doesn't happen everywhere.
OMG! This is hilarious. Any results on the case yet?
Maybe he should have tried the other hole.
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Man, that's a riot. 72 times? Good thing these people CAN'T reproduce, I suppose. Great writing, Walt. I enjoyed reading this.
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Awesome story Walt! Germans are crazy. I can't beleive that there are actually people like this in the world. Could you imagine your neighbor actually knocking on your door and asking you to bang his wife!!! How do you think that conversation went?
Sterile Guy: Hey I am sterile and can't have kids, wanna bang my wife?
Neighbor: Sure. She's hot I'll give it a go.
Sterile Guy: Thanks man. I can't wait to have to look at you every day and know that you banged the crap out of my wife.
Neighbor: Yeah, I can't wait to bang your wife. This won't be awkward at all.
Sterile Guy: Oh, I forgot, I am gonna pay you too.
Neighbor: Thats awesome.
Sterile Guy: Talk to you later.
Neighbor: See you around.
They probably ended the conversation talking about the weather and how it is effecting their lawns. That is how every neighbor conversation ends.
Nice work, if you can get it.