5 Songs The Waltdog is a Closet Fan Of
Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 11:15AM 
I saw a woman cross the street last night, riding one of those motorized carts that you see on a television commercial and she had her dog attached to it on a lease.
I have a quick question about this: What does she tell people she is doing? Walking her dog? That would be a lie. She would have to tell people that she is motorized carting her dog around the neighborhood.
I would totally call her out on it, and have no problem doing so.
I know a ton of people out there feel the same way about this song topic. There are certain songs you are aloud to like in private. Your manhood is essential on the line. So in the privacy of your shower, or when you are driving solo in your car, you sing along to the song, and enjoy every second of it.
I am going to list out 5 songs that I am a closet fan of:
5) Cry Me a River
Cry Me a River, by my boy Justin Timberlake, aka JT. When this song comes on the radio, I roll up my car windows and belt this song out like a 12-year old girl in the front row of his concert, adult braces and all.
4) Careless Whisper
Careless Whisper, by Wham. I know every word to this song – backwards. I’ll prove it: You with dance I way the, again dance gonna never I’m so given been I’ve that chance this waste and friend a cheat to than better known should’ve. Fool a not you’re know I, pretend to easy it’s though, rhythm no got have feet guilty again dance gonna never I’m. (For my retarded friends, you have to read this paragraph backwards.)
I will admit that is sounds way better the normal way. Actually when reading it backwards it makes absolutely no sense.
3) Believe
Believe, by Cher. No matter how hard I try, you keep pushing me aside, and I can’t break through, there’s no talking to you. Amen sister! I actually get mad when I am in the car with my friends and this song happens to come on and the driver “acts” like he hates this song and furiously turns it off. I know he likes it, I can tell by the tear in his eye. Hello Bunndini!
2) Dancing Queen
Dancing Queen, by ABBA. I defy any man, woman or child to look me straight in the face and tell me that they do not bob their head to this song when it comes on. If they said they didn’t, I would call them a liar and taunt them until they admitted to like the Dancing Queen. (What a terrible name for a song, it really does alienate every straight man).
1) Air Supply
Air Supply. I can’t even list a single song. I celebrate their whole catalog. (I just laughed reading that sentence back to myself. It is true though, I love almost everything Air Supply has sung and I am not afraid to admit it. I know I am not alone.) Just look at their picture: Every woman wanted them and every man wanted to be them.
Until tomorrow peeps, cause I can't fight this feeling anymore. I've forgotten what started fighting for ... I can't fight this feeling anymore...
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You know how your gay? When you listen to ABBA. It's OK - I'm all out of Love.
hey!! - anyone watch that new show GLEE last nite....if you like walts songlist - you will love that show - and you will want to sing out loud so bad but you won't because you will be too worried that you will look stupid.
I admit I will belt out a ton of songs in front of the right people I just dont feel comfortable singing Believe in front of the Waltdog. I tear up because i have to change the station. I am huge air supply fan. A few others you may have missed but i understand since you had to have a top 5. ANy JT song, Kelly Clarkson, Britney, Chicago, Boston, Journey, Stix, Beyonce, Barry Manilow, Lionel Ritchie the list goes on and on. I had a tough time in my 20's when I had a Jeep and tried to pull off being straight. You should try and roll up the ridge blasting "I write the songs" and see if anyone thinks your straight.... My parents bought me all pink stuff that Christmas so Christmas morning when I got that pink radio i sang in the shower for hours. I'M YOUR LADY.....
Thanks Walt, I just picked up some Ultimate Air Supply on iTunes. Even the nights are be-eee-tter, now that we're here toge-eee-ther...
Backstreet Boys - Tell me whhyyy.....ain't nothin but a heartache.....tell me whhhyyy.....
I never wanna hear you saaay.....I WANT IT THAT WAY
You know you all sing it!!!
I realize the best part of love is the thinnest slice. And it don't count for much. But I'm not letting go. I believe there's too much to believe in. So lift your eyes if you feel you can. Reach for a star and I'll show you a plan. I figured it out. What I needed was someone to show me.
Air Supply? Never heard of them.
I'm so with you on the Careless Whisper. Actually a lot of George Michael's stuff. Freedom, etc. Yeah, pretty much the et cetera. :)
George Michaels Gretest Hits is one of my most favorite albums...
And teacher
There are things
That I don't want to learn
Oh the last one I had
Made me cry
So I don't want to learn to
Hold you, touch you
Think that you're mine
Because it ain't no joy
For an uptown boy
Whose teacher has told him goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
So when you say that you need me
That you'll never leave me
I know you're wrong, you're not that strong
Let me go
Walt- that was great topic. If you did a top 10 I'll bet any Milli Vanilli song would be in there. "Girl you know it's true............."
You know you're gay when you like REO Speedwagon. =P
Actually, walking the dog refers to what the dog is doing, not the owner. So, walking the dog is correct. Walking with the dog would be something to call out someone, as would taking the dog for a walk... but even that is marginal.
Congrats for putting yourself out there. ;) When I was younger, I always envisioned the man of my dreams singing, "Girl you're every woman in the world...to ME...." by Air Supply.
So I understand, fully.