Miss California USA and the Donald
Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 10:23AM 
I knew last night was going to be an awesome night. While driving home from work, I stopped and ate a hotdog and when I got home, my wife HAD MADE HOTDOGS for dinner! I was in hotdog heaven.
I still think I can eat double digit hotdogs at Dollar Dog Night at a Phillies game.
I am still burping them up this morning. The apple eaters must be disgusted by the smell emulating from my mouth.
Carrie Prejean, the current Miss California (whatever that means) posed nude a few years back, which is awesome and she almost lost her crown for it. Seriously, they get crowns? That is awesome. Do they get magic wands too?
So Donald Trump stepped in and told her she could keep her crown.
;)
Donald Trump? Are you for real? Donald Trump has the final say for the Miss USA pageant. What a life that guy leads.
Now the California Pageant Director has resigned. I think the world is ending.
Seriously, who gives a shit about the Miss USA pageant? It is such an insignificant event. Perez Hilton was a freaking judge of it. Seriously, so you are telling me Carrot top wasn’t available?
Isn’t the Miss USA pageant on the Oxygen Channel now or something like that? It is such a freaking joke.
The people in the pageant world are a special breed, man.
Why would any human give a rats ass what Miss USA has to say, anyway? Her one and only ‘talent’ is that she is good looking. Hey, that isn’t a talent it is a freaking gift from God.
Pretty girls are in such a bubble that they cannot relate to us normal/ugly folk. So why is she getting so much press? Who cares what her views are, her view point is that of a beautiful person who most likely has had everything handed to her. She is Miss California for crying out loud!
Pretty people suck.
So she posed naked a few years back, so what?
I got an idea, instead of having the bathing suit competition, have all the girls prance around naked on stage. What do you have to lose; the 15 people that currently watch and follow the event?
Getting all of the 50 girls naked would have ever guy from the ages of 11-102 watching this event. It would become significant again.
You can print a yearly magazine of the nude spread of all the girls competing for Miss USA. This would crush the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit addition and you can open up voting to the guys buying the magazine.
The event may actually get played on a normal channel again. I know I would watch it.
I would dim the lights, buy scented candles and have a big vat of Vaseline handy. My hands get very chapped watching nude girls on television. It always happens, it is pretty weird.
Reader Comments (3)
Is that last picture Little Sgrigs? It is tough living in a bubble but not all of us pretty people suck. Being in a bubble has so many perks and as a friend of someone in the bubble you can receive bubble rub which is the bubble rubbing off on you so that you receive the perks juts for being around a bubble person. A little outside I know... You wouldnt hire a clown to fix a leak in the john would you? Then why you gonna let these girls tear down the biz? GOULET. By the way trump owns the Miss USA contest so thats why he gets the final say..
Disco Dini
I can tell you that it is no picnic being one of the pretty people. You all have no idea.
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