Walt Has Something in His Pocket for You...
Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 10:55AM 
What's in Walt's Pocket today? Walt is wearing gold plated diapers at home today as little waltsense was up all night projectile vomiting on his dad. Team Waltsense enjoys when Walt is home covered in puke. We really think he got blacked out drunk, lost his pants, and is spending the day trying to fish his car keys out of the sewer. When you have a baby you have a built in excuse.
He did shoot us an email today and told us he has something in his pocket today. So we have a new piece called "What's in Walt's Pocket today". First person correct might win a Waltsense prize.
So what is in Walt's pocket today? Oh yeah - he describes it as long, hard and smooth ?
While we wait for Walt's triumphant return, here is a little something to occupy your time:
What chu know about da lord?
Team Waltsense gives mad props to the man who was quick enough to record this insane preacher when he appeared on local cable.
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Reader Comments (14)
Man - this is gross just thinking of that Walt. But I would think its something like a dildo .....or a screwdriver. I know what isn't getting any booty so I will go with a screwdriver.
I am gonna havr to say it's a popsicle...and by now it has melted all over his couch. I am more curious to see what the "Waltsense Prize" is.
Ah....I am going to say a ruler as he look Irish and the other thing isn't long.
Is there a 60 ft. penis painted in his pocket?
After yesterdays post I will say a banana that he will eat and through the peel to see if he can get an old person with a walker to take a spill.
I would watch this guy's show every day, that is priceless
WOW that could be one of the funniest videos i have ever seen.
None of ya'll bare witness for me or Jesus. Now watcha got to say...
Its very obvious that Walt has something in his front pocket and its just for you. So reach on in and give it a squeeze there's something in his pocket for you... Sorry that was Butters little jingle.
I can say with 100% certainty that Walt has a switchblade comb in his pocket. Its long and hard and makes him look smoove...
The Truth
I would watch this program if he would get a more respectable haircut.
Is it a thermometer? I'm guessing you're chasing that rug rat around trying to make sure he doesn't have the swine flu...
Lol! Now I know why I don't listen to any of these crazy religious freaks! Brilliant.
Now, I think it's a firework bought in ACME store.
I will say a flute, because I know how much Walt loves flutes.
It's gotta be his finger aka his pocket pool stick.
Just visiting to say hello
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