The Ten Most Attainable Chicks in Hollywood
Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 11:45AM 
This morning was one of those mornings where my brain wasn’t working so well. I stood in the shower for about 5 minutes wondering if I washed my hair. I couldn’t remember if I did or not, so I washed it, which means I most likely washed my hair twice. I smell terrific though, so that is a plus.
I am going to blog about a group of young ladies that currently work in Hollywood who seem obtainable. They are gorgeous, but in a cute way, which makes them seem ordinary compared to the divas that roam around the People Magazine’s of the world.
I am not saying that I could ever, ever hook up with any of these chicks, but these chicks seem pretty attainable and they are smoking hot. Ultimately, these girls are really, really good looking, but don’t seem superficial or high maintenance, which is every guys dream.
In order to do these rankings the proper justice, we have to look at it from the seemingly obtainable hotties viewpoint. Meaning their rankings are going to be different from the average person’s view.
Hollywood has a total different ranking system. If you consider yourself a 7 on a scale of 1-10, then on the Hollywood scale you would be a 3. You have to minus four points at all times.
I consider myself a good solid 6 on most normal scales and on a good hair day and good shiny adult braces day, I knock myself up to a solid 6.5. (My wife would definitely disagree, so I won’t ask her. I am mostly like a 2.5 on her scale, just because I annoy her so on her Hollywood scale I would be a -1.5 which would put me on the Jerry Springer show).
Here is the Hollywood Scale Rankings:
If you fall into the 1-2 rankings = promptly getting kicked in the balls if you try and approach ANY girl in Hollywood.
3-4 = gets you spit on if you try and approach any of these girls.
5-6 = the girls would be polite and answer a question or two and roll their eyes as they walk away and laugh about how awkward looking you were, even though on the normal scale you are a 9 or a 10.
7-8 = the girls on this would let you buy them a few drinks and would most likely flirt with you, you will wind up with a fake number, but feel really good about yourself that you had a full blown conversation with a hot chick.
9-10 = you will have the opportunity to hook up with one of these chicks, but you will blow it because you are too in love with yourself and you would rather make out with a mirror than a hot chick, especially if they don’t use the same hair care and skin products as yourself.
So, I fall somewhere between getting kicked in the balls and spit on, which is hooking up in my opinion. So I have hooked up with over 48,000 girls in my life. Enjoy that Wilt Chamberlain!
On to the list:
10) Elizabeth Banks
She seems like the modern day Elizabeth Shue. She is gorgeous and cute, if that makes any sense. Every since I seen her in the 40 Year Old Virgin, I knew she would be big time.
9) Rosamund Pike
I saw her in Fracture and was instantly hooked. She is breathtaking!
8) Amanda Seyfried
She was in this movie called Alpha Dog with my boy Justin Timberlake and I actually didn’t watch him at all, that is how awesome this chick is.
7) Erika Christensen
this young lady was in the movie Swimfan and I didn’t think much of her. She has really blossomed in to a beautiful young woman.
6) Ginnifer Goodwin
She is so cute!
5) Amy Adams
She is very cute and is growing on me. She may grace my top five list before her career is over. She is one lucky young lady.
4) Rachel McAdams
One word – Breathtaking.
3) Emma Stone
I couldn’t take my eyes off of her while watching Superbad.
2) Chyler Leigh
She was in Not Another Teen Movie and I fell in love with her!
1) Jenna Fisher
She is beautiful in a very plain looking way. I love her!
Until tomorrow...
Reader Comments (10)
Amy Adams SMOKES the Office cutie ....but I guess your saying attainable so yeah - you have a better shot at her. Genifer Goodwin is hot as the 3rd wife in Big Love !
It was really tough to rank between them all. I think they are all really hot.
Good stuff, Since Im not a 9-10, I guess I'll need to bring the chloroform...Nice short article by the way, much easier to read!
This is so hard for me to relate and i guess i put myself almost as one of those mirror guys except i am not that into myself. I think Rachel McAdams is the hottest on your listand you are correct these women all seem obtainable. I think jennifer Aniston fall sinto this catagory. I knew you and I have personally discussed this. She is obtainable because she needs to date and average Joe since she has been dumped by so many Celebs. I like to think she is just crazy but I think there would be one of those guys who likes crazy. She must just be a bad person or really bad in bed and have the sense of humor of Ross... I think at the least her and I would be "friends" sorry today’s is admin assistant and corny humor day...
Amy Adams has a FANTASTIC set of tits.
I LOVE TITS!
Mmmm....Rachel McAdams. I'd like to attain her brains out.
Nice list, but where is Zooey Deschanel? She is my ultimate "Eh, it could possibly, maybe happen" Hollywood chick.
Ohhh...i had to look up zooey.....she is from Almost Famous.....me likey.
Just loved Jenna Stone..Is she into aliens?
That's a great post