9-1-1 is a Joke
Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 2:23PM 
Ah Flavor Flav is the freaking man. I am not bashing 9-1-1 as he did. I am simply going to cover a topic that has been in the news lately: people making crazy ass calls to 9-1-1.
People are calling the emergency hotline because they didn’t get pickles on their Big Mac!
Before I get to it I have a few quick things I want to talk about:
1) I have had this Stevie B. song stuck in my head for the past few days, and I cannot get ride of it. I was getting my son dressed yesterday and I was signing it to him and he loved it. He will be clubbing in no time! (I really hope that at least one person reading this will start singing this to them selves or at least begin humming it. My life would be complete).
Spring love, come back to me (8x)
Springtime love is on my mind and I won't forget
The way we shared the way we cared and I don't regret
Springtime love is on my mind and I won't forget
The way we shared the way we cared and I don't regret
2) The NBA Playoffs start this weekend. I am praying that the Cleveland Cavaliers win it all, for two simple reasons: First, their fan base has suffered for an extremely long time. They haven’t had a championship of any kind in decades. The city and its fans deserve it. Secondly, if they win the NBA Championship I have a feeling that LeBron James will remain a Cavalier for life. His next contract will be a lucrative one, but I think he would stay put and play for his hometown team. The city deserves that as well. So the rest of teams that are slashing payrolls left and right, just to get a glimpse of the best player in basketball, will walk away with egg on their face. (I am talking about you New York Knicks!)
3) I still haven’t found the fake boobs on my vacuum cleaner, but I know they are there. Wish me luck!
4) The Eagles have to do something soon, right?
Here are a few 9-1-1 calls that have been in the news lately. These are simply awesome!
- A woman, who was upset that A & D Buffalo's in Haltom City didn't give her the extra shrimp she requested in her shrimp fried rice order, called 911 to report the dastardly infraction. The operator was apparently so stunned that she promised to send an officer out, instead of, you know, laughing and hanging up.
This young lady was not given a citation because when she called she kept her cool and was extremely cordial on the phone.
There have been plenty of times that I got ripped off at a Chinese restaurant (or any restaurant for that matter). Never did the thought occur to me to call the police.
When I open up my drive-through bag and one of the six Whoppers that I order is missing, it really is a true crime. I don’t call it in though, because the Waltdog isn’t a snitch!
That didn’t happen with this next phone call:
Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets.
A police report says 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece but was later informed the restaurant had run out.
She says she was refused a refund and told all sales were final. A cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of different food for the same price, but Goodman became irate.
"This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one," Goodman told police, according to The Stuart News. "This is an emergency."
This young lady was cited on a misuse of a 911 call, but she is being sent a gift card from McDonald’s for a free meal.So she’s got that going for her. The freaking McDonald’s that she cashes that sucker in at better have Chicken McNuggets. It will be a blood bath if they don’t.
Spring love, come back to me. Springtime love is on my mind and I won’t forget.
Reader Comments (9)
Stevie B is awesome! I seriously almost just bought his greatest hits CD because you put that video up. I didn't realize how many good songs he had back in the 80's. I can't for that type of music to be back in style...and Skidz. Remember those pants, they had the slippery when wet sign on the butt. I had a pair of black and white checkered overalls. They were almost as awesome as Z Cavaricci's.
I can't get that song out of my head, I just bought it on iTunes. Curse you Waltsense!
I had about 10 pairs of skids and we were aloud to wear them to Carroll. I had overall and regular pants. They had a draw string. They are as comfortable as pajama pants. They were crazy looking, but very comfortable. You cannot match any shirt or shoe to those pants, unless they were slippers.
I hope they come back in style, I will wear them to work with a shirt and tie...Z Cavaricci's were awesome, but they gave me really bad gas from pressing on my stomach when I sat down. Crazy!
Thanks for the Cleveland love home boy. I think that the Cavs are the best chance we have for a Cleveland championship. Although the Tribe handed the Yankees their asses yesterday. Do you think that Z Cavaricci's and a Members Only jacket would complimant each other? GO CAVS!!!!!
I actually have Spring Love.... BOOM
Walt I was THIS CLOSE to getting you that Z Cavaricci shirt from the dude at Jay's Late Night Romper Room a few years ago. It was freaking awesome.
Ah Jay's Late Night Romper Room. I miss that place. The place seems to be covered in Maple Syrup and cigarette butts. I may stop by there at 2:45 am, tonight and whack a few cold ones!
Why would someone from Philly root for cleveland especially with the sixers in the playoffs. Must be a Roxborough thing.
Ain't no thing but a chicken wing!