Justin Timberlake is Officially My Idol. Yes, I Am a 33 Year Old Man.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 at 11:21AM 
Ever since I was a little boy, I've been waiting for someone to bring sexy back, just like the NBA has been waiting for the second coming of Michael Jordan. I waited and waited but to no avail. In 2006, Justin Timberlake fulfilled my dream. My world has been filled with leopard skin silk underwear, shag carpeting, massage oils and a thin mustache ever since.
Kudos JT, you brought that sucker back!
I know it sounds weird coming from a 33 year old, out of shape, non-CPA holding accountant, but I think JT may be my idol. (Is it possible to idolize someone 6 years younger then you? It sounds pretty weird.)
JT is the only person I know that went from boy band status to superstar. Can you name anyone else that has done it? I know people may bring up Bobby Brown, but that dude is completely off his rocker. He was awesome but he didn’t last very long. I have a feeling JT is going to be around for a while. He is too talented not too.
Just look at the list of beauties he is rumored to have been with:
Britney Spears
Britney Spears – when she was really hot (and seemingly normal).
Alyssa Milano
Alyssa Milano – I had a crush on her growing up. She was so hot on Who’s the Boss? When I was around 10 or 11 my brother and I went to the Philadelphia Car Show to get her autograph. (What a silly concept, getting someone to sign a piece of paper or a photo.) Anyway, we waited in her line, which was around the block.
After a few hours, we eventually got bored and noticed another autograph line that was a lot smaller so we moved. It was the best move we ever made. The line was for Hulk Hogan! He was sitting down and still dwarfed us. To this day my bro and I talk about how large his head was. I am serious; I still have not seen a bigger head in my life.
We never did see Alyssa in person, but kudos to JT for hooking up with her. She is very hot, but she doesn’t hold a candle to meeting Hulk Hogan.
(This is a sidebar note on Hulk Hogan. He used to host a show on Saturday mornings that showed his daily routine and eating habits. It was on before Saturday morning wrestling. He showed kids how he cracked open 4 raw eggs and drank them right out of a glass. My brother dared me to do the same, so I did. Needless to say I puked all over the kitchen and it took me about 5 years to eat a another cooked egged. Thanks Dan!)
Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz – I never really saw the fascination with her. She is hot, but not my type. She does bring in the bucks though and a ton of dudes find her really hot, so he has that going for him.
Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson – Not only is she smoking hot, she is a pretty good actress to boot. I heard she is shorter in person but that doesn’t bother Walt. Walt likes them both tall and short. Walt is not picky.
Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel – She is currently number two on my list of hotties. The list is ever evolving but Halle Berry has been number one on that list for over a decade. Halle should feel honored to hold that distinction but Jessica is on her heels!
Janet Jackson
JT also got to see Janet Jackson’s boob up close, fantastic!
That is one awesome list! That is a pretty good case for him being anyone’s idol. He is on his way to being the modern day Scott Baio! (How come famous dudes don’t take pictures like Scott anymore? It is priceless! We should make it a law that anyone in Hollywood has to pose like this at least once a year.)
Justin sounds pretty good live too. Two summers ago, I was home on a Sunday night when his concert came on HBO. I reclined on the couch and watched it while stuffing my fat face with a cheese steak.
My wife came home after a hard day of shopping and gossiping with the girls and saw me reclined on the couch. She gazed over at the television and saw Justin dancing around on the stage and summed up her utter disappointment with one single word: “Really?”
I laughed so hard at her response that Diet Dr. Pepper came squirting out of my nose. I have been hooked ever since.
His new song is out with T.I. and I can’t get enough of it. I am one of those people that completely butcher the words to a song. I don’t care either, sometimes my lyrics sound better. For Instance:
[Chorus - Justin Timberlake]:
Ohh I've been travelin on this road too long
Just trying to find my way back home
The homie’s dead and gone, dead and gone
Ohh I've been travelin on this road too long
Just trying to find my way back home
The homie’s dead and gone, dead and gone.
6 out of 10 people reading this probably have no idea what I am talking about, but the 4 people that do, get the point, It sounds much better that way.
It sounds even better when I sing it a capella. Watch out Justin, I just may start laying some tracks down!
Reader Comments (6)
Too funny! I have also just entered my 30's and have thought Justin was great since he was in N'SYNC. Because he eventually teamed up with my longtime favorites "The Lonely Island" and released the d*ck in a box music video, that pretty much secured his spot as one of my idols. The guy just nails every note at every concert--he's one of the most legitimate performers I have ever seen. If you haven't watched TLI's "Jizz in my Pants" video, I highly recommend it. See if you can spot Justin's cameo.
haha... As a female in my mid-20's, it's not shocking that I absolutley LOVE JT!!! He's #1 one on my "free pass" list with my fiance. I am BOUND and determined to make it happen! :) I went to his concert last year... spent the whole entire show trying to figure out how I could get Justin Timberlake!! Still haven't come up with a good enough idea but I'm open to suggestions! Me and Jessica Beil might have to go at it... and I don't mean like THAT (get your mind out of the gutter, KD!... although she IS hot and if that were the only way to get with Justin, I wouldn't be opposed!) Anyway-- I thoroughly enjoy your enthusiasm for JT, 30+yr old male or not! JT ROCKS!
P.S. "Homie"/"Old Me"... I can see where you'd get confused! ;)
Your post, or rather your confession of Justin love was absolutely hilarious that I just had to comment.
Rest assured you are in good company. There are many man who have found their Justin love, be it from his funny stints on SNL or his tour de force hosting of ESPY's, or simply as you did watching Justin's HBO concert.
I, myself, found JT much earlier when he released his first solo album in 2002. I knew then this young man will be around a long time. He is probably the most talented performer today and what is scaryand wonderful is that he just keeps getting better.
Liz, I totally agree! JT is the man. He keeps getting better and better. He is all over my iPod...
I want him all over my IPOD!
Yes!!! I LOVE JT soooo much, I think he´s THE BEST singer and dancer in the world...I love that voice more than anything....