Read all about it!  Bud Selig, what an arrogant douche bag.  Congrats on the post season NLDS and ALDS schedule.  He knew that MLB couldn’t compete with the NFL on Sunday so he pushed back the starting time of last nights game, knowing that both cities involved would still watch. 

He literally has crippled two cities work forces today, Columbus Day of all days.  It is my 18^th favorite day of the year.  I dress up as a skipper of a boat and talk in an Italian accent all day, in memory of Chris Columbus.  RIP Chris! 

Let’s see what Bud Selig was thinking when putting together the post season schedule:

Let’s put the Twins and the Yankees series on in primetime, all 14 people in Minnesota deserve it!  Hell they won’t get swept again.  Why would we even begin to think that the Twins would get swept?  The fact that they haven’t won a SINGLE game against the Yankees this year is no clear indication? 

What happens during the regular season is a mute point.  The Twins will definitely show up, on six hours of rest, no less, and be able to compete!  No worries. 

We’ll if this series doesn’t pan out MLB can always rely on a good series between the Cardinals and the Dodgers, or the Red Sox and the Angels.  So you can put them both on in the primetime.  Why not?

The so-called baseball analyst have the Cardinals as the best team in the National League and the Dodgers have home field advantage in the Series; this series is definitely going five games, no doubt. 

The baseball analysts are never wrong! 

Oh, the Angels are the team of destiny and Boston, is, well, Boston; the other team that Bud Selig would like to have dip their balls in his mouth. 

So Major League Baseball will put the most compelling series on two consecutive DAY games and the third game will start at 10:08 AM eastern time. 

Way to go Bud, you have alienated yourself from two entire cities.  I hope a bird shits on your face. 

I am freaking exhausted today.  That game last night didn’t end until almost 2:30 AM.  That is fucking ridiculous. 

Hell, the Phillies are only the REIGNING WORLD SERIES CHAMPS and the Rockies are the second hottest team in baseball since late May so lets dick their fans, they don’t deserve to play in primetime yet, they haven’t earned anything.    

Bud Selig, you mother…

He would do ANYTHING for a LA Dodgers - New York World Series Match-up. I heard Mr. Selig was consider that whoever won the Phillies – Rockies Series are not aloud to use gloves in the field and they have to sleep on rocks as pillows when traveling to Los Angeles.

Seriously!  I understand one day game for this series, someone had to play and I think the Twins needed the rest, considering they didn’t land until 3 AM in the morning, last Tuesday and had to play that night; (A Decided advantage for the Yankees). 

So why did the Phillies have to play on Wednesday during the day? Dodgers’ fans don’t show up to the ballpark until the 7^th inning anyway, so why not have them play during the day and have the Phillies play at night? 

Nah, MLB will have the Phillies and Rockies play during the day when the Phillies are at home (again they are only reigning World Series Champs, they didn’t do anything to deserve a night game yet) and then MLB will have these teams play at 10 PM in Denver, when it will be 27 degrees below zero.  Good thinking Bud! 

I seriously hate him. 

I can see Bud Selig sitting in front of his television, watching the Yankees – Dodgers game, applying his lip stick, then start dancing around in his lingerie and high-heels, as he does his best Buffalo Bill routine.  “It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again!” “Oh, wait, was she a great big fat person?”

He would be in Big-Gay-Bud heaven. 

Bud Selig is easily (by far) the ugliest of the major sports commissioners. 

1) Bud Selig – This is not even close. 

2) David Stern – He just looks like a weasel. 

3) The Hockey Guy – I don’t even know who he is and I have never seen him, but I can tell you right now, he speaks in Canadian Accent, has a mullet, carries a skate key in his pocket, wears skin-tight acid-washed jeans and high-top white Reeboks with the Velcro strap at the top.  In the summer, he lets a thin mustache grow in and he carries a pink, plastic comb in the back pocket of his corduroy Ocean Pacific Shorts.  Wait, he may have just become immortal in my opinion. 

4) Roger Goodell – If I didn’t rate him number one, he would have had me suspended from work with no pay until 2010.  

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