I was born and raised in the Roxborough/Manayunk section of Philadelphia, Pa., where it is always sunny and 75 degrees.  (I think Manayunk means the center of the universe in the Indian dialect it was derived from.) 

I never left the area and I got a BS degree in BS from Temple University and it has served me well.  I have promptly spent the past ten years of my life shooting up the corporate ladder where I am now a successful Senior Associate at a Big 4 accounting firm (suckers). 

I am an aspiring screenwriter.  I have written 3 feature length films (2 comedies, 1 drama) and a Sitcom pilot.  I am going to make it to the big time people!  I didn’t read The Secret for nothing.  So hop on the bandwagon early, so you can tell everyone that you discovered the retarded genius Walt Haley before everyone else.  You never know what will happen.  You may even wind up as one of the new friends I buy to replace my current group of loser friends (no offense to my loser friends).  

I like skipping rocks on a lake, wind surfing, Perrier, sophisticated conversations, time travel, milk, door knobs, the Phillie Phanatic, David Hasselhoff, the concept of the four finger-knuckle ring on both hands and gold plated teeth. 

Dislikes – Bees and work (I’m allergic), mowing the law, people and canned tomatoes.  

Walt is represented by:

Gloria Tait
Athena International, Inc.
427 N. Canon Dr., Ste. 107
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
(310) 275-0273